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Old 09-13-2004, 04:52 AM   #1
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Oh you were thinking of having sex with a corpse?

Better not do it in California
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Old 09-13-2004, 04:53 AM   #2
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Unhappy

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Old 09-13-2004, 05:20 AM   #3
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Old 09-13-2004, 05:23 AM   #4
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"My mom's been ****ing a dead guy for 30 years. I call him Dad. "

Name that movie.
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Old 09-13-2004, 05:24 AM   #5
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i never considered i wanted 2
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Old 09-13-2004, 05:25 AM   #6
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"My mom's been ****ing a dead guy for 30 years. I call him Dad. "

Name that movie.
i dont know what movie it is but i want to see it now.
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Old 09-13-2004, 05:55 AM   #7
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"My mom's been ****ing a dead guy for 30 years. I call him Dad. "

Name that movie.
Clerks. You Smith freak.
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Old 09-13-2004, 12:11 PM   #8
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I was going to say Weekend At Bernie's.

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Old 09-13-2004, 01:43 PM   #9
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That's the best law he could come up with?? Guess this means he's kicking Maria (aka Skelator) outa there..HAHAHAHA
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Old 09-13-2004, 01:51 PM   #10
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Typical Big Government trying to control what goes on in your own homes between consenting adults, blah, blah, blah...next they'll be saying that the living impaired cant get married, blah, blah, blah...it makes my blood boil!!! RANT RANT RANT
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Old 09-13-2004, 01:55 PM   #11
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Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses

This is going to ruin Joan Rivers' sex life -- she's been embalmed for twenty-five years.
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Old 09-13-2004, 01:56 PM   #12
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Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses

This is going to ruin Joan Rivers' sex life -- she's been embalmed for twenty-five years.


Hahahahahaha
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:02 PM   #13
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it's good to see he's got his priorities straight
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:21 PM   #14
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Yeah! I think they should all get stiff sentences!

What? What'd I say?
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:23 PM   #15
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Beale used to date a corpse until some rotten bastard split on him.

Whaaaaat???
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