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Old 04-05-2004, 01:44 AM   #1
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The Wanton Woman's Club

Here it is, our own club! This thread is the love child of Magpie. Did I ask her if I could start it? Well, no. Do I hope she does not sue me for using her to start this club? Well, yes.

Anyhoo, what makes you a "Wanton Woman"? Better yet, I am being lazy, so someone post the definition of a "Wanton Woman" and we can go from there?
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Old 04-05-2004, 02:02 AM   #2
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You arn't allowed to wear any panties!!
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Old 04-05-2004, 02:08 AM   #3
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Ahem, even if "Aunt Mildred" is making her monthly visit?
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Old 04-05-2004, 02:17 AM   #4
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Then you are redirected to the Humiliation Chamber!
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Old 04-05-2004, 02:27 AM   #5
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Wanton is a chinese dumpling
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Old 04-05-2004, 02:28 AM   #6
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I heard that Marilyn Monroe just laid in bed for that whole time and just messed up a bunch of sheets! Can you say P-I-G pig?
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Old 04-05-2004, 02:28 AM   #7
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Re: The Wanton Woman's Club

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Originally posted by Klynne
Here it is, our own club! This thread is the love child of Magpie. Did I ask her if I could start it? Well, no. Do I hope she does not sue me for using her to start this club? Well, yes.

Anyhoo, what makes you a "Wanton Woman"? Better yet, I am being lazy, so someone post the definition of a "Wanton Woman" and we can go from there?
A Wanton Woman pretends to study the menu while she is checking out the waiter. A Wanton Woman doesn't waste money on boring things like patio furniture when she can buy candles, bath oil and a cool vintage bed jacket. A Wanton Woman eats the frosting and leaves the cake. A Wanton Woman spends the time and money it takes to look fabulous if it makes her feel good. A Wanton Woman will send her man emails that will melt his modem. A wanton Woman doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks -- she knows when to be tough and when to be kind and acts accordingly. A Wanton Woman knows how to give a good massage and expects one in return. A Wanton Woman is sexy because she likes herself, likes you and isn't afraid to laugh at life's little upsets, and leaves moral judgments to the prune-faced old priss-bags.

And that's just for starters....
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Old 04-05-2004, 02:30 AM   #8
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Oh, and a Wanton Woman's favorite four-letter word? Why, "More!", of course!
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Old 04-05-2004, 02:43 AM   #9
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I heard that Marilyn Monroe just laid in bed for that whole time and just messed up a bunch of sheets! Can you say P-I-G pig?
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Old 04-05-2004, 03:25 AM   #10
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Sparticle - I love your definition of a wanton woman! I aspire to be a wanton woman!
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Old 04-05-2004, 03:26 AM   #11
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Although... would Patsy and Edina count as Wanton Women? I don't know if I'd want to be that wanton - unless I had the wealth to go with it...
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Old 04-05-2004, 03:47 AM   #12
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what a stinky thread
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Old 04-05-2004, 03:51 AM   #13
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what a stinky thread
Don't know 'em JT. Wanton Women are probably the only type of women crazy enough to go for you.
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Old 04-05-2004, 05:11 AM   #14
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Mickey Mouse was having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation.

"I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds - that Minnie is mentally insane..."

Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she was fvcking goofy"
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Wanton is a chinese dumpling
Wonton.
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