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Old 12-10-2004, 05:31 PM   #61
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Let me answer these for you.

are you a lady or a man?

- I am a man.

do you like fish?

- I do like fish but I do not own any. They are fun to watch for hours when you are not in the proper frame of mind.

where do you live?

- I live in the southwest part of the States.

did you know that ze said he would be my boyfriend?

- I did not know that but congrats on finding someone.

do you know zero? he is my best friend on here.

- I do not know zero but it's always nice to have a best friend.

one day I am going to get a cat and call it arnie like zes cat.

- Cats are the devil. They want to suck out your soul.

if you look for it there is my own list on this board called Malarkey's List and there is a picture of me in there and all sorts of inteeresting malarkey news and songs i have written and all types of stuff.

- I read it. I was lurking for awhile.

can i see a picture of you?

- Sorry, I do not have any.

have you got any pets?

- I had a dog but it died not too long ago.

I am SO sorry about your dog. Even if the lady next doors stinky dog died I would still be so sad.

You MUST have some pictures of you! Everyone in the whole wide world has had their picture taken. Don't you have a friend with a camera?

Are you GAY too? Like me? You could be my boyfriend after ze!!!

if i lived near you i would buy you a fish.

hey!!! did you know somebody called their cat after me, a whole cat called malarkey!!!
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Old 12-10-2004, 05:32 PM   #62
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finally, someone with some sense.

welcome.

welcome too!!!
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Old 12-10-2004, 05:46 PM   #63
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I am SO sorry about your dog. Even if the lady next doors stinky dog died I would still be so sad.

You MUST have some pictures of you! Everyone in the whole wide world has had their picture taken. Don't you have a friend with a camera?

Are you GAY too? Like me? You could be my boyfriend after ze!!!

if i lived near you i would buy you a fish.

hey!!! did you know somebody called their cat after me, a whole cat called malarkey!!!
I have pictures of me just not in digital form. I am not gay. Sorry man.

Thank you for the fish offer.

I vaguely remember the cat thing. Watch out or they will blame you for their soul being sucked out.
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:07 PM   #64
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second of all thank you for very much of this. i didnt understand all of it but i thin k its nice and coffee is nice.
You're welcome.

In a nutshell...it all boils down to mean:
If we don't know for a fact that someone is a liar...give them benefit of the doubt.

Malarkey, I have an idea of how to "verify" that you are a real person, and not a "shadow puppet" and to hopefully get some of the monkeys off of your back who think you are a puppet... if you are willing to do it. I suggest that you PM me a mailing adress, preferably for the resturant that you work at (so that you won't have to reveal your personal adress to a stranger)...No PO Box...I will send you a postcard. When you get it, post what the image is on the front of the card, and what I write on the back of the card. I will have already PM'd 3 people here that I trust with the card info (Daverbee, Melissa, and Avalon)...so they can verify that you provided the correct information.

Ok...this is not a foolproof scheme. For example, if Malarkey is Zero's shadow puppet, and Zero works at a resturant, or happens to know someone that works as a restrauant...it won't work. If Malarkey is the shadow puppet of any of the three monkeys that I PM with the info (but I picked 3 that I am pretty sure are not into shadow puppetry)...It won't work. If Malarkey is MY shadow puppet, it won't work .

If anyone can think of a foolproof method...I'm all ears.

Suggestions???

How can we verify Malarkey???
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:11 PM   #65
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why does malarkey need validation/verification?
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:26 PM   #66
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I suggest that you PM me a mailing adress, preferably for the resturant that you work at (so that you won't have to reveal your personal adress to a stranger)...No PO Box...I will send you a hat, entirely free of charge and on an "on approval" basis. If you like that hat, keep it and send me a large sum of money. if not, send it back to me in a reply paid enevelope. When you get the hat, try it on and i'm sure you will like it. I will have already sent hats to 3 people here that I know are entirely delighted with them (Daverbee, Melissa, and Avalon)...so they can verify that my hats are great value for money and cosy in winter

Ok...this is a desperate attempt to sell a hat to you


Suggestions???

How can i sell Malarkey a hat???

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Old 12-10-2004, 07:26 PM   #67
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why does malarkey need validation/verification?
Good question.

I'm ok with just "letting the mystery be" too.
I was just wondering if there was a way of ending the "is he a puppet controversy".

Heck, if I had'nt talked to you this weekend and detected NO british accent, I would of been ok with still wondering if you were Dinzdale's shadow puppet. jk
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:27 PM   #68
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:30 PM   #69
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does everybody here have to do the post a card thing when they join?
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:39 PM   #70
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does everybody here have to do the post a card thing when they join?
Sure, I did. People thought I was too awesome to be real.
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:42 PM   #71
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Heck, if I had'nt talked to you this weekend and detected NO british accent, I would of been ok with still wondering if you were Dinzdale's shadow puppet.

that's just wrong.
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:43 PM   #72
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MLKY, Didn't you post before that you lived in Richmond?
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Old 12-10-2004, 08:12 PM   #73
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Old 12-10-2004, 08:13 PM   #74
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and that just so happens to be where zero's mail forwarding service account is....
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Old 12-10-2004, 08:20 PM   #75
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I have ALWAYS suspected Zero...no offense Mark.

But till I have PROOOF...PROOOOF dammit. .
I believe, or at least I am willing to not dis-believe.

And no...no one has ever had to register for validation before Mark..it was just a kooky idea.

All right, ALL RIGHT , it was a bad kooky idea.
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