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Old 04-08-2005, 09:13 PM   #1
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Newbie!

Yep! I'm a newbie that feels terribly unimportant among hundreds of posts. So hello!

The following is a sort of essay i suppose. everyone interprets the question differently, but the answers are always intriquing. I'll post my response and some of my favorites later so as not to taint anyone's originality.

Answer this: Why?


(thought provoking eh?)
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Old 04-08-2005, 09:28 PM   #2
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Why not.
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Old 04-08-2005, 09:34 PM   #3
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how funny...that was my response
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Old 04-08-2005, 09:45 PM   #4
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Old 04-08-2005, 10:11 PM   #5
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you have a ball fetish dont you?

why?

because I said so.
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Old 04-08-2005, 11:24 PM   #6
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you're gross
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Old 04-08-2005, 11:56 PM   #7
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no son u r gross with a pic like that!
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Old 04-09-2005, 12:25 AM   #8
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Old 04-09-2005, 12:59 AM   #9
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Baron Stillfried???

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Old 04-09-2005, 07:26 AM   #10
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im a little drunk, did a guy with three posts just call me sonż
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Old 04-09-2005, 02:51 PM   #11
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you are a pervert son
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Old 04-09-2005, 03:52 PM   #12
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the only thing that is saving you right now, as i was about to write was that i noticed your av is Jesus from lebowski, one of my favorite movies. I love him.

Here you go..

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Old 04-09-2005, 03:56 PM   #13
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you are a pervert son
he says it like it is a bad thing.......son
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Old 04-09-2005, 04:21 PM   #14
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It seems that every damn story I read in the paper these days is about some poor librarian somewhere getting in trouble because some kid downloaded nudie pictures from the Internet. People are getting fired, companies that make so-called "filterware" are getting rich, communities are up in arms, and heads are rolling. Congress is getting ready to try to pass a version of the CDA that doesn't piss all over the Constitution. People are getting arrested, jailed, and fined.

And hard working, taxpayers are being denied their GOD-GIVEN RIGHT to watch fake-breasted lesbians finger-bang each other.

And why? Because we live in such a hypocritical, Puritanical society, that no one wants to cop to the truth, stand up and proudly proclaim,
"I LOVE PORNOGRAPHY!"

Well, I'll tell you what, my friends...I ****ing ADORE pornography. I read it, I watch it, I download it, and I masturbate to it. And I do it with a smile on my face, a song in my heart, and a towel on my stomach. And the whole time I do, there's a little part of my brain that's going,
"Goddamn, it's great to be free! I oughta jerk off to the Bill of Rights sometime! This is me, enjoying my constitutional right to porn. THE FIRST AMENDMENT MAKES ME COME!"

Unfortunately, I know that not everyone shares my happy, healthy attitude towards such things. Right-wing repressed hypocrites decry porn as sinful and unhealthy and then go home and toss one off to hardcore Japanese bondage flicks. Left-wing hypersensitive PC types bemoan the exploitation of women and then sneak off to the XXX arcade and squeak one out to all-girl dildo-fests. The problem is not that people use porn, the problem is that people LIE about using porn. Everyone likes it (and if you don't, then you just haven't gotten good stuff. EMail me for recommendations), but no one will say so.

May I suggest that ****ING is natural and LYING is a sin?

So tell the truth. When someone at work asks what you did last night, TELL THEM. Don't make up some dumb story about going to bed early. Proudly say, "Well, I rented an all-anal porno and gave myself a few teeth-rattling orgasms. Then I made a sandwich and went to bed."
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Old 04-09-2005, 04:50 PM   #15
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^^^^^
good points son. but pics of people with elaphantitis
aren't my idea of porn. they're my idea of gross and i
have a sneaking suspicion that i'm not alone with that
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