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Old 09-28-2002, 12:56 AM   #1
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as bad as, like, whatever

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Old 09-28-2002, 03:29 PM   #2
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ROFLMAO!

I'm sorry, but I can't believe some of those weren't intentional...that's too funny.
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Old 09-29-2002, 01:49 AM   #3
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McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
HAH!
She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used todangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
(She sounds dangerous to me.)
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Old 09-29-2002, 03:47 PM   #4
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very funny! if you like these, read some Terry Pratchett books! his books are full of things like this!
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Old 09-30-2002, 01:47 AM   #5
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Washington Post

This was taken from The Sytle Invitational, a weekly (Sunday) humor contest held by The Washington Post. This particular one appeared something like 2-3 years ago. Each week there's a new contest, as well as the results from the contest announced about 3 weeks before. Generally pretty funny, with some weeks being absolutely hilarious.

You can check out this week's edition by heading to the "Style" link in the left-hand nav bar. The archives are also available if you search the site.

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