¿ question of the day ?

[zero]

question for today*:

can you wear a hat?

* no answering or discussing this question after today. at midnight somebody must pose a new ¿ question of the day ?

[craig johnston]

no, cos of big nose.

[Jack Flanders]

no - gives me a headache

[zero]

Originally Posted by craig johnston

no, cos of big nose.

try the new adjustable nose-hats

[seebe]

No, they make my head to hot.

[T.I.P.]

I can wear a hat, but I don't usually enjoy it.

[zero]

dearie me


what a miserable bunch

[Jack Flanders]

Originally Posted by Jack Flanders

no - gives me a headache

which in turn makes me want to barf

especially this one:



and this one:

[craig johnston]

adjustablenosehats.com

[T.I.P.]

i like to wear a russian chapka when i drink vodka. does that count as hat wearing ?

[brightpearl]

^most definitely. It's the best kind of hat-wearing. I've noticed it gets better as the evening wears on.

For some reason the effect is heightened if the vodka has been stored in the freezer. Perhaps it's some kind of quantum linking between the vodka molecules and the hat molecules.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Generally I find wearing hats too ironic, and I have a big head.

[auntie aubrey]

Originally Posted by zero

can you wear a hat?

while i certainly can, in that i have the ability, i choose not to. i possess a certain sensory defensiveness that makes me strongly opposed to the sensation of many types of accessories, including hats. baseball caps, in particular, feel particularly offensive. the defensiveness in my head region seems to be specific to a small area halfway between my ears and my occipital bone on both sides. i warn you now, if we ever meet in this lifetime, don't even dream of touching me there. i will haikeeba anyone who wants to touch that specific area of my scalp.

so the only way i could conceive of voluntarily wearing a hat without obsessing over how badly i want to take it off, is if there were notches cut in the fabric to expose that midway point between ears and occipital on both sides.

and that would just be a damn ugly hat.

[madasacutsnake]

The annual hat comes out on the first Tuesday in November. Otherwise, no.

[Tunesmith]

Originally Posted by zero

can you wear a hat?

Yeah, but i've never enjoyed it; something about the way that you're judged based on your method of wearing a baseball cap. i grew up thinking that jocks wore their brims bent upwards, skaters turned it to the side, the rebellious kids flattened their brims, and 'cause I never associated myself with any of these groups, i just stopped wearing hats.

Which is kind of stupid, in retrospect, because I have really fair skin...