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I have a chest that resembles a Persian rug. 2 10.00%
I have saggy man boobs. 2 10.00%
I have hairy nipples. 3 15.00%
My chest resembles Homer Simpsons head...bald with the exception of three comb-over hairs. 0 0%
If you look closely, you can see my five o'clock shadow, because I haven't shaved in a while...but I do...shave that is. 0 0%
I have three nipples. 0 0%
These are not man boobs, oh no. These are pecs. 2 10.00%
I have man boobs that would shame Anna Nicole. 0 0%
I have the man boobs of a skinny thirteen year old boy. 1 5.00%
I am a woman and this poll doesn't apply to me, but the whole having to press the "view results" button evertime is driving me nuts. 13 65.00%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 20. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 02-25-2003, 02:37 AM   #16
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Throughout time, many a great artist has tried in vain to represent in art what has become known as the "Great Spectacle of Human Perfection" that is my greater pectoral region. The term "man boobs" could never apply to such a magnificent specimen as I.



If you believe this, I have some shit to sell you
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Old 02-25-2003, 05:46 AM   #17
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haha beckstra.. this is a great poll!

noxx, i am getting curious..
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Old 02-25-2003, 12:33 PM   #18
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me too noxx, prove it!
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Old 02-25-2003, 12:36 PM   #19
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Well ladies, scan in yours and I'm sure he'd be happy to oblige.
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Old 02-25-2003, 05:44 PM   #20
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accolades to the source

for such a wonderful post.


Bully for you.

I'm still waiting for the man boobs
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Old 02-27-2003, 06:20 AM   #21
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Last night, I tried to dress up as a woman. My pecs were only able to half fill the boobs section of the corset, so it all looked a bit funny. I tried to put some socks into them but it looked even sillier. I need some guidance from you flat breasted women out there. What am I to do?
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Old 02-27-2003, 11:26 AM   #22
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Why did you do this Rune ?

Should I really be asking this question ?
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Old 02-27-2003, 11:47 AM   #23
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It's an outfit for the moulin rouge party on saturday. I am the entertainment. I will sing and dance dressed up as a french whore
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Old 02-27-2003, 12:07 PM   #24
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haha lala, i just downloaded it. took me a total of 10 seconds to find it.

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Old 02-28-2003, 03:32 PM   #25
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Oh - cool Dev!

Yah - it's there - I just don't have a cc...
It's on a record I used to listen to quite a bit called "Dr. Demento's Delights" - my dad has it - among other gems like "Dead Puppies", "They're Coming to Take Me Away", "Wanna Buy A Bunny" and "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"...

And people wonder why I'm a bit odd.
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Old 02-28-2003, 04:19 PM   #26
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Rune-small water balloons and remember to stay away from candles and any king of pointy things
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Old 02-28-2003, 04:26 PM   #27
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Don't they sell those soft gel insert things in Norway? I love those things...

Aaaa... it's too late now. He's already partying I bet.
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Old 02-28-2003, 04:30 PM   #28
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no onw will want to pick him up if he has no boobs. poor thing
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