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Old 02-08-2005, 01:11 AM   #1036
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I went to two stores looking for Col. Angus...
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laughing.
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Old 02-08-2005, 03:01 AM   #1037
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hahhahahhahha!

especially because all that crap at sharper image never really works right.....
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Old 02-08-2005, 08:15 AM   #1038
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It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news.

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died today of a yeast infection, and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry
Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose
quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was
not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man,
was considered a roll model for millions.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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Old 02-08-2005, 12:53 PM   #1039
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Old 02-08-2005, 01:09 PM   #1040
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laughing.

sorry marge but i'm still laughing
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Old 02-08-2005, 02:32 PM   #1041
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He was born in a cave on Easter and was killed in a shootout on Christmas Eve when three kings finally tracked him down for outstanding debts of gold and spices. -- Reverse Jesus

You know, it might have happened that way, considering what happens when a story gets told a bout a million times before somebody writes it down!
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Old 02-08-2005, 03:12 PM   #1042
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good thing someone was there when it did happen and wrote it down
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Old 02-08-2005, 03:26 PM   #1043
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there was, like, an on the spot reporter?
i thought it was all told by the disciples,
who he didn't meet until he was an adult.
sorry if i'm wrong.
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Old 02-08-2005, 03:52 PM   #1044
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sorry marge but i'm still laughing
Glad I could bring some joy to your morning.

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Old 02-08-2005, 07:48 PM   #1045
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my usually very quiet and shy colleague Merijn about the guy from the backoffice that always answers the phone and behaves like a big bellied night club bouncer:

"doesn't he have anything more useful to do?? like wank in a corner somewhere.."
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Old 02-08-2005, 09:12 PM   #1046
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Somethings make you laugh, shake your head, and curse simultaneously.

Hypocrisy is one of them.

"What Would Jesus Laugh At?"
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Old 02-09-2005, 04:15 AM   #1047
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Yes, this comment was the epitome of restraint.
Some-one doesn't know me very well.
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Old 02-09-2005, 04:39 AM   #1048
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I couldn't help it.

Move the mouse cursor over the name of any ward and the member picture will appear.
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Old 02-09-2005, 04:41 AM   #1049
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What a disappointment. I hat you now.
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Old 02-09-2005, 04:43 AM   #1050
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I thought you already hatted me.
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