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Old 03-27-2007, 06:17 AM   #2611
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Old 03-27-2007, 07:56 PM   #2612
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They didn't study
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.
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Old 03-27-2007, 08:09 PM   #2613
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HAHAHAHA!!!! Find X Here it is!!
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:08 PM   #2614
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Be sure to read that essay out loud...
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:57 PM   #2615
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Old 03-27-2007, 10:42 PM   #2616
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i laughed so hard at the one where the guy used calculus to find the identity of batman.
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Old 03-28-2007, 06:17 AM   #2617
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The kid who wrote the "Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous," essay is going to be just fine. God, I hope my kid writes essays like that in his crappy busy work classes.
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Old 03-28-2007, 02:09 PM   #2618
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thank you brynn

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Old 03-28-2007, 02:17 PM   #2619
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Old 03-29-2007, 06:21 PM   #2620
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'He said Maradona had been against being taken to hospital.

"He woke up at 02.30 and he insulted me, he didn't want to be there. They sedated him again and he fell asleep," Dr Cahe told a local radio station.'

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Old 03-29-2007, 07:12 PM   #2621
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Old 03-29-2007, 07:44 PM   #2622
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Smile a few, recently

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES



1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.

Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.



2. Clumsy?
Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.



3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat just by using the sink.



4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.



5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.



6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.



7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.



8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.

If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.

If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.



9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.



10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

& just the link for this one:
http://www.www.spinner.com/2007/03/2...cs-ever-no-20/

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Old 03-30-2007, 03:23 AM   #2623
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Old 03-30-2007, 08:01 AM   #2624
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Dear Coffee Machine,

I realize your intention is to amuse my colleagues and to offer them some well deserved laughter before they start the day.

Nonetheless I must ask that you please send me the coffee and the cup in the following order:

1) First the cup
2) Then the coffee

Not the other way around.

Sincerely,
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Thanks TIP, I needed that!

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Old 03-30-2007, 08:56 AM   #2625
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