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Old 08-26-2003, 04:58 AM   #1
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What's The Worst Movie Ever Made?

What's YOUR nomination for The Worst Movie Ever Made?

To set the ball a-rolling, I offer mine: "Titanic".

Remember that slightly queasy feeling of deflation and disappointment as you left the cinema after watching “Titanic”? And then a few months later, the vague bewilderment of learning that the same picture had also won eleven, yes I say it again, ELEVEN Oscars? Did you ever wonder what those Oscars were actually for? And who actually won them?

Well, Ladies and Gentlemen of Zefrank, in order provoke your consideration of your own personal mosted-hated movie, I offer the following list of Titanic's Oscars, and name the perpetrators and some of their previous offences-against-filmgoers. You will note also, that more than one of these individuals have participated in other, similarly shocking movie-crimes.

* Direction by James Cameron who also directed “Piranha II: the Spawning”.
* Cinematography by Russell Carpenter who also cinematographed “Critters 2: the Main Course”.
* Art Direction by Michael Ford who also artily directed "Nostradamus".
* Original Song "My Heart Will Go On" by James Horner and Will Jennings both of whom I personally would cheerfully castrate.
* Film Editing by Conrad Buff who also film edited "Spaceballs".
* Original Dramatic Score by James Horner who also originally dramatically scored "Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas".
* Visual Effects by Robert Legato who also visually effected “Rambo III”.
* Sound Effects Editing by Tom Bellfort who also sound effected “Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace”.
* Sound by Gary Rydstrom who also sounded “A.I.: Artificial Intelligence”.
* Costume Design by Deborah L. Scott who also costume-designed “Wild Wild West”

And to top it all of course, “Titanic” won the Oscar for “Best Picture” - an award you might reasonably expect to be accompanied by a fantastic screenplay and sterling performances from actors in leading roles. Did “Titanic” win any Oscars in those categories?
Did it Hell.

My case against "Titanic" rests. So what's YOUR nomination for the worst movie ever made?

Bring it on.
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Old 08-26-2003, 05:02 AM   #2
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crossroads. and i don´t think i have to explain that one.
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Old 08-26-2003, 06:41 AM   #3
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this is probably redundant: waterworld

( i hated titanic too )
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Old 08-26-2003, 07:39 AM   #4
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- scary movie
- Barb Wire
- any Halloween movie
- Speed 1 and 2
- Young Einstien
- Runaway Bride
- Maid in Manhatten

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all of these movies gave me gas
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Old 08-26-2003, 07:57 AM   #5
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BRING IT ON
my lil bro has that film and its shite!!!
its about cheerleaders
i think i should b worried

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and water world
rock!
well they are good they dont rock

Titanic suck big time!
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Old 08-26-2003, 09:36 AM   #6
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Old 08-26-2003, 09:39 AM   #7
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Old 08-26-2003, 10:53 AM   #8
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hmmmm....this is a tough one.


matrix reloaded. i still weep about that one.
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Old 08-26-2003, 11:28 AM   #9
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Old 08-26-2003, 12:04 PM   #10
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Old 08-26-2003, 12:06 PM   #11
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Old 08-26-2003, 12:42 PM   #12
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that spice girls movie.... :::shudder:::
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Old 08-26-2003, 12:52 PM   #13
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"The English Patient" by Anthony Minghella
even worst than "Titanic"
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Old 08-26-2003, 04:01 PM   #14
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Thumbs down

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Old 08-26-2003, 04:10 PM   #15
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YES! EVEN WORSE THAN CROSSROADS!!
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