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Old 10-19-2005, 03:40 PM   #1
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What is "IT"?

What is "IT"? I don't know if you all have seen the new "IT" commercial, but I was just trying to figure out exactly what "IT" is...

-it is a mound of built in versatility
-The ethos behind it is that it is tailored to the user
-IT is dishwasher safe
-IT doens't lose suction
-with IT's sleek design and incredible handing, it can turn on a dime
-IT can hold up to 2500 of your favorite songs
-IT can cook anything from succulent chicken to chatou brion
-IT doesn't lose suction
-IT has over 1700 lines of resolution
-IT makes multitasking a breeze
-IT looks cool on a desk
-IT comes in 8 different designs & 3 different sizes
-people train their dog to fetch IT
-IT makes people look 3 inches taller and 3 inches thinner
-IT makes you look 5 years younger

You can find more info about "IT" at LINK REMOVED but that still doesn't explain much. Thanks for any explanations!

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Old 10-19-2005, 04:10 PM   #2
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I've seen the ads as well - the only thing I can come up with that fits everything I've heard is "Ebay."

Plus, the "font" of the It and colors reminds me of Ebay.
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Old 10-19-2005, 04:50 PM   #3
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Of course it's Ebay. It says so right at the end of the ad.
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Old 10-19-2005, 04:51 PM   #4
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"it"'s a sneaky little 'bot, I bet...
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Old 10-19-2005, 04:54 PM   #5
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Hey, as long as it doesn't lose suction, it's all good.....
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Old 10-19-2005, 05:01 PM   #6
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Old 10-19-2005, 05:05 PM   #7
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sorry, just a bologna tool

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Old 10-19-2005, 05:55 PM   #8
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I have a bologna tool as well, but I dont have a picture of it...
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Old 10-19-2005, 06:22 PM   #9
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Does your bologna have a first name?
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Old 10-19-2005, 06:37 PM   #10
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Old 10-19-2005, 06:39 PM   #11
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I was sure it was going to be something like that.
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Old 10-19-2005, 07:33 PM   #12
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Old 10-19-2005, 09:34 PM   #15
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Anybody got an abalone tool?
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