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Old 02-22-2003, 07:37 PM   #1
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Since nobody else will.....

1. Create and define your own Bushsim.
Example: integredation = a quick increase in integrity

2. What was your favorite board game as a kid and why? Did you ever swallow one of the pieces?

3. When was the last time you really felt like a kid? What were you doing?

4. Ever have a roomate? If so, any horror/funny stories to share?

5. Who was the last person to really anger you and why?

6. If you could add one category to this board, what would it be?

7. Who would win in a footrace? Ze, Daffy Duck, Dinz, or Little Richard? What if they couldn't wear shoes?

8. Name and describe one silly thing that you can see from where you are sitting (minus this questionairre)

9. What is the most insane thing you have read on this board?

10. How long after the printed expiration date are you willing to drink milk?
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Old 02-22-2003, 08:57 PM   #2
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1. Create and define your own Bushsim.
Example: integredation = a quick increase in integrity

Brainfreeze. Sorry. I'll add it later if I think of one.

2. What was your favorite board game as a kid and why? Did you ever swallow one of the pieces?
Candyland. No, but I thought about it.

3. When was the last time you really felt like a kid? What were you doing?
Last time I hung out with my friend Monica. She makes me laugh unselfconsciously.

4. Ever have a roomate? If so, any horror/funny stories to share?
Too many... haven't had a steady roommate in about nine years because of it...
One of worst ones was my first year back to college... I had already had trepidation about sharing a space with someone (the only college housing I could afford, I had to share my bedroom - something I'd never done, being an only child). The day I arrived, there was some guy in the apartment. I said, "Oh, sorry, " thinking I had the wrong one - but it turned out that me soon-to-be roommate had told her boyfriend it was okay if he stayed there. I told him he'd have to leave, but he gave me some sob story (can't remember what it was - something about the college screwing up and him having no money for a motel), so I agreed he could stay on the couch a night or two... She finally showed up, and he pretty much never left - until I got the Peer Review board involved... they had a revolting relationship - never went anywhere, always arguing, really depressing to be around - One night, when I was supposed to be away, I came home and found him in my bed. AUGH!!!!
It was truly awful. But it was resolved pretty well - there was another set of roommates that were having problems - so Peer Review had my roomie move in with the roommate of a woman who then moved in with me - Sandy - one of the nicest, smartest, prettiest women I've ever met. (Man magnet. ) We got along great - and the other two women proceeded to make each other miserable. Heh.

5. Who was the last person to really anger you and why?
The director of the last show I was in. She is a brilliant, talented, messed-up and abusive person who will get everyone around her to do things for free for her, which they're happy to do at first, but then she just expects it of you. I was more angry at myself tho', for letting her take advantage of my kindness. Valuable lesson.

6. If you could add one category to this board, what would it be?
Favorite recipes. Oh! or maybe Questions

7. Who would win in a footrace? Ze, Daffy Duck, Dinz, or Little Richard? What if they couldn't wear shoes?
Oh - Daffy Duck - hands down. Shoes or no shoes.

8. Name and describe one silly thing that you can see from where you are sitting (minus this questionairre)
The butt end of a giraffe Teeny Beany Baby.
This actually has an interesting story behind it. I was working at Disney Interactive a few years ago, and there was this nice, skinny little Filipino guy working there. (I especially remember that he was into going to raves & did a lot of Ecstacy - very quiet & sweet.) He had this doofy Beany Baby sitting on his computer - the striking characteristic of which was its inability to hold its head up - something wrong with the stuffing. Anyway, we all went our separate ways after awhile, and I sort of forgot about him.
Well, one day, this envelope came in the mail, addressed to me, with a return address but no name. I opened it, and inside was this little giraffe Beany Baby. For a little while, I couldn't figure out what or where or who or how... then the memory hit me (it had been about 2 or 3 years). I tried to reach him via the address to see how he was & why he sent it to me - but he never got in touch.
So. It's sitting on *my* computer now.

9. What is the most insane thing you have read on this board?
The first story entry for "Happy Fun Time" by flabbygums.

10. How long after the printed expiration date are you willing to drink milk?
If it still tastes good, I'll drink it. (I's po' folk.)
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Old 02-22-2003, 09:30 PM   #3
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My minds not working well today, but I'll give it a shot.

1. Create and define your own Bushsim.
Example: integredation = a quick increase in integrity
Oraned = that area that cannot be defined between "holy crap there may be a terror attck to my god holy shite there might be a terror attack"



2. What was your favorite board game as a kid and why? Did you ever swallow one of the pieces?
Candyland also.....I never swallowed any of the pieces, but I did stick a *****willow up my nose one time and had it in there for a week and had to go to the hospital to get it removed. Does that count.

3. When was the last time you really felt like a kid? What were you doing?
It's going to sound funny, but moving into my place. Bought it, really bought, it's mine. It's not huge or great shakes or anything, but it's mine, it's vintage, I have my very own outdoor space. I must of giggled for weeks.

4. Ever have a roomate? If so, any horror/funny stories to share?
Yes, here name was Mary and she was beyond messy, she was downright dirty. She loved cheese and banana shakes. She liked to eat fried cheese curd in bed. She'd leave them in her bedroom, the smell was awful.

5. Who was the last person to really anger you and why?
An old boyfriend that I tried to remain friendly with. He like to give me unsolicated advise about how I lead my life. One day I told him to **** off and he said he couldn't believe that I would talk that way and besides that send it through email. After all his bosses could read it. Keep in mind he had just sent me some dumb forward about pubic hair. I was pissed, so I wrote him back and told him to **** off again and to please never ever contact me again. Haven't heard from him since and don't feel pissed anymore.

6. If you could add one category to this board, what would it be?
I like the recipe idea, but I'm thinking more along the lines of "entertain yourself" where I could post all the dumb pics I like and no one would be bothered by my stupidity.

7. Who would win in a footrace? Ze, Daffy Duck, Dinz, or Little Richard? What if they couldn't wear shoes?
Dinz, hands down, espically if no shoes were involved. I heard it from a reliable source that he has stinky feet.

8. Name and describe one silly thing that you can see from where you are sitting (minus this questionairre)
A picture of Sally Field as Norma Rae holding up the "union" sign. A friend sent it to me.

9. What is the most insane thing you have read on this board?
I'm not going to touch this one.

10. How long after the printed expiration date are you willing to drink milk?
I won't touch anything the day before it expires. I'm very very careful with that stuff.
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Old 02-23-2003, 08:45 PM   #4
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Not a slacking reponse this time (shocker) ;)

1. Create and define your own Bushsim.
Example: integredation = a quick increase in integrity
-sorry, I try not to participate in any activity which requires thinking

2. What was your favorite board game as a kid and why? Did you ever swallow one of the pieces?
-Aggravation, because I used to play it @ my grandmother's house all the time (she died when I was 10), and no

3. When was the last time you really felt like a kid? What were you doing?
-last Halloween, when I dressed up & went trick-or-treating w/my niece

4. Ever have a roomate? If so, any horror/funny stories to share?
-no

5. Who was the last person to really anger you and why?
-my ex-boss after he fired me (and still does, even though it's been 6 months since then)

6. If you could add one category to this board, what would it be?
-Why BBS's rule

7. Who would win in a footrace? Ze, Daffy Duck, Dinz, or Little Richard? What if they couldn't wear shoes?
-Ze (w/shoes) & Little Richard (w/o shoes)

8. Name and describe one silly thing that you can see from where you are sitting (minus this questionairre)
-a stuffed Tasmanian Devil that sits on my scanner; he was a present from a friend many moons ago, & he's my official 'puter guardian

9. What is the most insane thing you have read on this board?
-the fake argument thing from a few weeks ago (I know it was only a joke, but still made no sense)

10. How long after the printed expiration date are you willing to drink milk?
-two weeks (which is what I'm doing right now; it still tastes & smells fine)
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Old 02-23-2003, 09:09 PM   #5
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1. Create and define your own Bushsim.
Example: integredation = a quick increase in integrity

No

2. What was your favorite board game as a kid and why? Did you ever swallow one of the pieces?

Life....no

3. When was the last time you really felt like a kid? What were you doing?

Last summer...Jet ski...360

4. Ever have a roomate? If so, any horror/funny stories to share?

Yes, ex-husband. Yes.

5. Who was the last person to really anger you and why?

I try very hard not to get angry. That said, any contractor I've ever dealt with who smirks.

6. If you could add one category to this board, what would it be?

Uhm, local activities (?)

7. Who would win in a footrace? Ze, Daffy Duck, Dinz, or Little Richard? What if they couldn't wear shoes?

No

8. Name and describe one silly thing that you can see from where you are sitting (minus this questionairre)

My dog, neurotic AND co-dependent

9. What is the most insane thing you have read on this board?

The evil whose name we dare not speak

10. How long after the printed expiration date are you willing to drink milk?

Milk never lasts that long here (kids)


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Old 02-23-2003, 11:02 PM   #6
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Old 02-24-2003, 03:06 AM   #7
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1. Create and define your own Bushsim.
Example: integredation = a quick increase in integrity

uh...no thanks

2. What was your favorite board game as a kid and why? Did you ever swallow one of the pieces?

clue, no

3. When was the last time you really felt like a kid? What were you doing?

every wednesday night with my jr highers...that's always a good time

4. Ever have a roomate? If so, any horror/funny stories to share?

my sister and I shared a room when we were little...and the only story I remember is no good at all

5. Who was the last person to really anger you and why?

this guy named Tim...although I think it was mostly cause I was on pms

6. If you could add one category to this board, what would it be?

pirates...yarr! or at least I'd add a pirate smiley

7. Who would win in a footrace? Ze, Daffy Duck, Dinz, or Little Richard? What if they couldn't wear shoes?

I'd have to say Little Richard, cause those little guys are hard to catch

8. Name and describe one silly thing that you can see from where you are sitting (minus this questionairre)

a road sign my dad got when he was in the military that has a hadicap sign on it and says "Mo" parking...my dad's name is Mo, and it's silly cause he was given a medical discharge

9. What is the most insane thing you have read on this board?

ummm...what on this board isn't insane to some degree?

10. How long after the printed expiration date are you willing to drink milk?

well, considering milk turns into yogurt which in turn becomes cottage cheese...once it's rotten cottage cheese...that's when
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Old 02-24-2003, 10:19 AM   #8
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1. Create and define your own Bushsim.
Example: integredation = a quick increase in integrity
hmmm

2. What was your favorite board game as a kid and why? Did you ever swallow one of the pieces?
I loved Operation, I never swallowed anything silly.

3. When was the last time you really felt like a kid? What were you doing?
Saturday, helping someone move house I had a ride in the back of a lorry, it was great!

4. Ever have a roomate? If so, any horror/funny stories to share?
My big 6'6" housemate from my last year at uni. He managaed to not pay the council tax for two years and is now on the run! He also once pushed me over during a play-fight, I hit my head on the wall and nearly got concussion. He drank my beer

5. Who was the last person to really anger you and why?
My stupid brother for dumping his wife of 8 years and seven year old daughter, arsehole.

6. If you could add one category to this board, what would it be?
Happy times

7. Who would win in a footrace? Ze, Daffy Duck, Dinz, or Little Richard? What if they couldn't wear shoes?
Daffy duck undoubtedly, with his webbed feet

8. Name and describe one silly thing that you can see from where you are sitting (minus this questionairre)
eight marzipan christmas puddings on my boss's desk!

9. What is the most insane thing you have read on this board?
The stories, closely followed by the limericks!

10. How long after the printed expiration date are you willing to drink milk?
Two days?

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Old 02-25-2003, 03:03 AM   #9
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1. Create and define your own Bushsim.
Example: integredation = a quick increase in integrity

already done so.

2. What was your favorite board game as a kid and why? Did you ever swallow one of the pieces?

Sorry! Seemed like such a cold-hearted game.

3. When was the last time you really felt like a kid? What were you doing?

Buying a black leather spiked collar for my 8 lb. cat. I just couldn't stop laughing in the pet store.

4. Ever have a roomate? If so, any horror/funny stories to share?

Had a roomie that we nicknamed "Luke" after Cool Hand Luke . He was definately borderline. I remember him throwing a stereo out of our 3rd floor window becuase it wouldn't play his Prince CD.

5. Who was the last person to really anger you and why?

A girl at work who is a complete idiot and tries to blame everyone else for her stupidity.

6. If you could add one category to this board, what would it be?

Movies

7. Who would win in a footrace? Ze, Daffy Duck, Dinz, or Little Richard? What if they couldn't wear shoes?

Little Richard. No doubt.

8. Name and describe one silly thing that you can see from where you are sitting (minus this questionairre)

The spike collar on my cat....I just can't stop laughing about this.

9. What is the most insane thing you have read on this board?

Rimmie's Random Pictures....maybe that would make a good category.

10. How long after the printed expiration date are you willing to drink milk?

When it fails to come through the opening.
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Old 02-25-2003, 05:44 AM   #10
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1. Create and define your own Bushsim.
Example: integredation = a quick increase in integrity

erm.. maybe later

2. What was your favorite board game as a kid and why? Did you ever swallow one of the pieces?
in dutch: Dr Bibber.. don't know what it's called in english, but it's the game where you have to remove bones from a human body with tweezers.. if you touch the edges the dude's nose lights up and a buzzer sounds.. never swallowed a piece!

3. When was the last time you really felt like a kid? What were you doing?
last month, throwing snowballs

4. Ever have a roomate? If so, any horror/funny stories to share?
have had roommates, not sleeping in the same room though. one of my roommates always had sex with his door open.. the other one used to shit very loudly (my bedroom was next to the bathroom)

5. Who was the last person to really anger you and why?
my boss. it's a long story.

6. If you could add one category to this board, what would it be?
movies

7. Who would win in a footrace? Ze, Daffy Duck, Dinz, or Little Richard? What if they couldn't wear shoes?
ze

8. Name and describe one silly thing that you can see from where you are sitting (minus this questionairre)
my pile of origami'd notes

9. What is the most insane thing you have read on this board?
either the poop control story or beckstra's poll

10. How long after the printed expiration date are you willing to drink milk?
i don't drink milk at all!
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