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Old 08-17-2004, 04:18 PM   #1
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REDEEM YOURSELVES... it's not too late

In light of the numerous and varied lascivious, illicit, delusional and no doubt, unvirtuous indescrections of our members - let us unburden ourselves here at the "Church of Universal Frankness, Twiggy Confessional".

Unbosom your soul and board the train of zemonkey righteousness (whooo whooooo)!

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Old 08-17-2004, 04:37 PM   #2
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Forgive me, Twiggy. For I have sinned. There are too many to count. My most recent sin was using a quote from a famous play out of context in the title of a new thread. How many hail monkeys should I do as penance?
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Old 08-17-2004, 04:45 PM   #3
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Jus a nut picking minute missy mam Magpie.

Let's see your credentials please. Where is your certificate of "ordination" from Pope Twiggy?

How can we be sure that you will reveal all of our innermost shamefull things for all to see? What assurances do we have that you will keep our private thoughts public?

You have some pretttttty small shoes to fill if you think you can jest climb up and take Twiggy's place like this.

Hmmmpf.
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Old 08-17-2004, 04:54 PM   #4
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I failed to mention that the Honorable Twiggy has been on sabaticle for some time now so you may or may not receive Acts of Contrition. It always helps to get it off your chess though... hopefully Twiggy will grace us with his/her presence so that we may become pure
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Old 08-17-2004, 05:00 PM   #5
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Jus a nut picking minute missy mam Magpie.
If you would stop picking your nuts for a moment you'd realize that I am not taking over Twiggy's position, simply providing a safe place for sinners to unburden themselves (in great juicy detail hopefully).
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Old 08-17-2004, 05:31 PM   #6
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Which confession would you like first? Sex or substances?
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Old 08-17-2004, 05:41 PM   #7
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or sex with substances?
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Old 08-17-2004, 05:43 PM   #8
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It's certainly true that in all the more confessable (confessible?) instances, they went hand in hand.
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Old 08-17-2004, 05:44 PM   #9
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Twiggy - I must confess - I have had impure thoughts about more than one member of this board...

I don't believe in hell - I just thought I'd air that out...
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Old 08-17-2004, 06:24 PM   #10
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Which confession would you like first? Sex or substances?
Sex please
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Old 08-17-2004, 06:46 PM   #11
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So I’m farking starving…………..i eat almost more then all of these guys combined and now I’ve taken to eating roast beef sandwiches in the closet because I don’t want them to make fun of me………..forgive me??
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Old 08-17-2004, 06:47 PM   #12
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See now Rimmie, don't you feel better coming out of the closet?
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Old 08-17-2004, 06:49 PM   #13
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Hmmmkay. I confess that while having sex with a certain woman I used to know, I could not stop thinking of how annoying it was that she had not shaved her legs.
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Old 08-17-2004, 06:58 PM   #14
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sometimes i don't shave my legs.
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Old 08-17-2004, 07:08 PM   #15
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I chatted with the cute young southern tree trimmer guy about the effects of elevation, life in the big city and his fine tree climbing skills ("I'm from the Ozarks Ma'm") longer than necessary just to hear his sexy drawl and I hadn't shaved my legs.
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