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Old 07-29-2009, 10:30 AM   #3751
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abligurition - engagement in the process combined with indifference as to result.

Marcus blamed his abligurition in the Dictionary Game on dilatory judges.
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Old 07-29-2009, 01:24 PM   #3752
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abligurition - an inspired revelation of a future event that in itself is determining and counterproductive.

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abligurition - a promise unlikely to be fulfilled; the making of such a promise.
Marcus’s definition, in which he managed not to misspell the new word, was unfortunately an abligurition.
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Old 07-31-2009, 10:20 PM   #3753
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abligurition - a severe encrustation of cheap bling.

Clubs and bars in New Jersey are now required by law to post abligurition warnings in their restrooms after it was linked to a recent weird pandemic of STD's.
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Old 08-01-2009, 07:32 PM   #3754
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Aha! So that's your game. How about this one?

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Al B. Gurition -- noted fund-raiser for the Garfield presidential campaign; inventor of the slogan "Garfield: He'd Take A Bullet For His Country"

I saw the latest Peggy Noonan appearance on one of the talking head shows, and she's pretty far along the Al B. Gurition path, in my humble opinion.
Are you going do delete it to make me look mistaken?
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Old 08-03-2009, 11:25 AM   #3755
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okay ppl judging on sunday get em in!!!
abligurition n. a coded message decipherable by only a select few.

Funkytuba had no trouble understanding kaskeens' message to be an abligurition which, when decoded, meant: "Wish me luck, I will be vacationing in North Korea this summer!"
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Old 08-03-2009, 12:58 PM   #3756
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abligurition - to change a post on a bulletin board to make the changer look other than he is.

No one was fooled by Marcus's abligurition when he edited his posts on The Dictionary Game thread.
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Old 08-04-2009, 05:25 PM   #3757
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abligurite - 1. to almost obliterate something completely and totally off the face of the earth. 2. To attempt to say "obliterate" as an abligurition of speech while under the influence of too many compulsory incarnations of five martinis at the bra.
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:13 PM   #3758
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abligurition - the act of wiping up regurgitated stomach content in a bra selling cheap hard liquors.

Brynn's brief experience of working as a bramaid left her with disturbingly crippling dreams of manifold abliguritions.
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Old 08-05-2009, 11:20 AM   #3759
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abligurition - to have one's amusing remarks totally ignored by the person one imagined was one's interlocutor in a bulletin-board cross-talk act as that person engages with other people on other topics without even so much as a nod in one's direction.

Marcus was shocked and saddened at YsaPur's abligurition of his reply, and repaired to the bra where Brynn's crippling dreams manifested themselves in regurgitated cheap hard liquors.
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Old 08-05-2009, 11:31 AM   #3760
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abligurition n. a figure of speech in which one word is intentionally misspelled for comic effect.

Teacher: Johnny, give us a sentence using an abligurition.
Johnny: The thirsty men stood in line, waiting for the bra to open.
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Old 08-05-2009, 11:58 AM   #3761
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abligurition - to so enjoy the process that one forgets the purpose.[/i]

The Dictionary Game descended into abligurition as the players forgot not only who was the judge but that there was to be a judging.
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Old 08-05-2009, 01:26 PM   #3762
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abligurition – the act of making amends, an excessive mea culpa

YsaPur resorted to abligurition after she was publicly pilloried by stating that her lack of reaction was caused by swooning over the numerous, intellectually superior dictionary game entries produced by Marquis de Hayrick. All of the above was compressed into a nod in His (Ingnored) Lordship's direction.
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Old 08-08-2009, 10:56 AM   #3763
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abligurition - to have forgotten because of the sheer passage of time.

Marcus found himself with a case of abligurition about who the hell the judge of the Dictionary Game is because it's been so damned long.
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Old 08-08-2009, 10:22 PM   #3764
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kaskeens was the abligurationist.
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Old 08-10-2009, 05:55 PM   #3765
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we need an abliguritionist movement
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