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Old 12-25-2007, 10:02 AM   #271
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When Chuck Norris is in court the motion to kick ass is always in order.
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Old 12-25-2007, 10:04 AM   #272
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Every time Chuck Norris lights a cigarette, a kitten spontaneously combusts.
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Old 12-25-2007, 03:28 PM   #273
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When Chuck Norris goes to court, the principles are not called "plaintive" vs. "defendant", rather it is a case of "victor" vs. "victim".
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Old 12-25-2007, 05:58 PM   #274
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Chuck Norris may think he has it, but he doesn't get it.
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Old 02-10-2009, 02:45 PM   #275
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Old 12-22-2010, 11:24 AM   #276
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, even his pet capybara has a pet capybara.

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Old 04-21-2011, 08:59 PM   #277
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Chuck Norris knows where you live. Not from Google maps, but because he can smell your fear from miles away.
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:01 PM   #278
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Chuck Norris is the real reason the Easter bunny hides his eggs. Chuck Norris wants them shaken, not stirred.
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Old 04-21-2011, 10:33 PM   #279
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When Chuck Norris sings he sounds just like Patsy Cline. Or whoever he says he sounds like. A word to the wise is superfluous.
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