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Old 09-11-2003, 12:04 PM   #16
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All I can wonder is why the fvck would anyone be doing this?
Eat properly, poop daily - no problems. Beer is nature's laxative.

....other than that I havnt the slightest interest in Jugsy's colon, though I hear he's interested in other people's....regularly.


ps 4th day????? I have enough trouble holding it in for 1......


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1) It doesnt matter how well you eat, exercise and poop - your body collects calcium and other deposits over the years.

2) Is it the case, that ignorance is such a factor here, that you just made mention in poor taste, a homosexual remark?
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Old 09-11-2003, 01:10 PM   #17
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1) It doesnt matter how well you eat, exercise and poop - your body collects calcium and other deposits over the years.

2) Is it the case, that ignorance is such a factor here, that you just made mention in poor taste, a homosexual remark?
1. You probably drink herbal tea as well. Nature and bodily desposits, detoxification, meatbolism, health, excretion, alimentation, and a whole host of other normal functions are ALL taken care of with diet and exercise.
Ever see a fat Watusi?

2. The very mention of what deposits you may produce after 4 days deserves cheap toilet humour so that we may not envision the actual quantity and quality of your bathroom efforts.

Just remember HHHHUUUUNNNNNNGGGHHHHH

Good luck with your unnecesary flush !!!
Just dont let us know how it all comes out.
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Old 09-11-2003, 01:12 PM   #18
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now shake hands and have some icecream
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Old 09-11-2003, 01:16 PM   #19
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Question

JT, why don't you two just go get colonics together? Much faster, same results, from what I hear.

Your post makes me want to whip up a batch of Ex Lax chip cookies to give to you on the second day.
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Old 09-11-2003, 01:24 PM   #20
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JT, why don't you two ..
I sincerly you meant Jugs and his "friend" and not yours truly.
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Old 09-11-2003, 01:26 PM   #21
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I sincerly you meant Jugs and his "friend" and not yours truly.
Yes, you are rather far away to go get a colonic w/him. Isn't he in Guam or something?
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Old 09-11-2003, 01:27 PM   #22
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Somewhere non-threatening anyway.
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Old 09-11-2003, 01:40 PM   #23
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that's more like it. a pissing match where i don't have to participate....
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Old 09-11-2003, 01:57 PM   #24
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oh that was fun
so nice when it isn't aimed at me
or cats
or dolphins
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Old 09-11-2003, 02:04 PM   #25
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serves me right, for bringing up something non controversial yet different.

ill go back to making fun of all of you from now on.
im sorry for the break in character.
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Old 09-11-2003, 02:28 PM   #26
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Don't be sorry. I'm just wondering why you want to do this? How bad off do you think your liver & gallbladder are?

I was serious about the cookies. I make one mean cookie, and an Ex Lax cookie would be even meaner. bwaaaaahahaha

I, for one, would like to hear all about your ass.

I'm afraid to click that link during lunch.

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Old 09-11-2003, 02:33 PM   #27
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Old 09-11-2003, 02:41 PM   #28
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serves me right, for bringing up something non controversial yet different.
Damn....and I was hoping for the much sought after seriousness and deep discusion to start.....ah well, we could get Frank to move this to "debates"....
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Damn....and I was hoping for the much sought after seriousness and deep discusion to start.....ah well, we could get Frank to move this to "debates"....
Frank?
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