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Old 09-16-2004, 11:18 AM   #61
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"Number of symptoms required 5 of 11 "

11/11 here.

Hey Trish, did you have the internal U/S, the one with the dildo thing? Yeach.
Yep, the dildo thing, which was not ordered but the tech decided to do b/c of strong maternal hx of ovarian ca. Trying not to get all hysterical, which is pretty funny considering the thread title.
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Old 09-16-2004, 12:26 PM   #62
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did you have the internal U/S, the one with the dildo thing? Yeach.


Ohhh goody! I just had one of those done last week. The next day I got to go in for a bonus test..a sonahystogram (sp).
Yeah, fun times.
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Old 09-16-2004, 12:42 PM   #63
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It would become the staple of regular bull sessions down at the bar. "Yeah? Well, I went through like TEN of the Super He-Man Industrial Strength size LARGE in one day. No shit! Man, I was BLASTIN'."

Errr, on second thought, it's okay, God; I guess you knew what you were doing after all....
we'd probably have used pad fights.

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Old 09-16-2004, 02:00 PM   #64
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we'd probably have used pad fights.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

I can see it now.

"The pad most worn by the NHL!"
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:03 PM   #65
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

I can see it now.

"The pad most worn by the NHL!"
then we'd see them for sale on Ebay
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:10 PM   #66
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then we'd see them for sale on Ebay
Undoubtedly. Along with empty Pamprin bottles used by the New York Crankees.
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:29 PM   #67
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"Everything you ever wanted to know about women, but didnt really care about" ?

Awww, you're fascinated with the female physiognomy. Admit it.
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:33 PM   #68
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Originally posted by dinzdale
"Everything you ever wanted to know about women, but didnt really care about" ?


men always fear what they can not understand
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:51 PM   #69
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the female physiognomy.
Is that the same as genitalia?

If so, I'm all over it
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Old 09-16-2004, 04:02 PM   #70
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I just got a really ugly picture in my head.
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Old 09-16-2004, 06:54 PM   #71
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You are only 19. Wait 10 years & get back to this thread then.
i'm 22

and also internalize most moodiness (excluding any ridiculousity put forth here) so if it ever hits me, i'll probably just think it's normal or chastise myself until it stops
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Old 09-16-2004, 11:55 PM   #72
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Oh yeah. I have gone insane. ****ety **** **** ****.


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Dear ,

Hello, I think it is silly and dogmatic that you wouldn't even accept US currency through the mail. I just sent $60 US to Estonia, through snail mail, arrived in 9 days, no problem. I just don't like sharing my credit card with foreign lands through servers. Anyway, you aussies are top in my book, but this policy stinks. Best Wishes. Charles

ME:


With all due respect, **** off.


(Second email)

ME:

Actually Charles. I've just looked at your feedback. And you know what stinks? People who have never sold on ebay, only bought, with 71 feedbacks, registered for the grand total of one year telling me what the **** they have done when they have bought from Estonia. Are you stupid or something? Have you ever looked at a map? ****ing Estonia is in Eastern Europe. We're that big island in the southern hemisphere. A long way from ****ing Estonia.

How did you manage to miss this:

DO NOT ASK TO PAY BY MONEY ORDER, PERSONAL CHECK OR CASH IN THE POST - THERE IS A $10 CONVERSION FEE WHICH EBAY DOES NOT ALLOW US TO PASS ON TO YOU.

It's a ****ing $15 item, you wad. Seeing as you can't add up I will do the workings out for you: take out my ebay fees, picture hosting and the cost of the item to me, I would end up with a sum negative of -$1.63.

You're probably thinking that I could save up all those very useful US$$ and go shopping with them. But unlike ****ing Estonia, the only tender accepted here in Australia is the australian dollar. Australian dollar. Not US dollar.

"arrived in 9 days, no problem"

You seem to have missed this too:

PAYMENT MUST BE RECEIVED WITHIN 5 DAYS OF AUCTION'S CLOSE.

So. Have I made it clear that I have no desire to hang around waiting for tiny amounts of useless foreign currency?

I should think ****ing so.
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Old 09-17-2004, 12:07 AM   #73
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All this PMS talk made me start.
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Old 09-17-2004, 12:08 AM   #74
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I fvcking hate people who have started. I've got at least another 3 days of this crap.
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Old 09-17-2004, 12:10 AM   #75
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Oh yeah. I have gone insane. ****ety **** **** ****.


LOSER:


Dear ,

Hello, I think it is silly and dogmatic that you wouldn't even accept US currency through the mail. I just sent $60 US to Estonia, through snail mail, arrived in 9 days, no problem. I just don't like sharing my credit card with foreign lands through servers. Anyway, you aussies are top in my book, but this policy stinks. Best Wishes. Charles

ME:


With all due respect, **** off.


(Second email)

ME:

Actually Charles. I've just looked at your feedback. And you know what stinks? People who have never sold on ebay, only bought, with 71 feedbacks, registered for the grand total of one year telling me what the **** they have done when they have bought from Estonia. Are you stupid or something? Have you ever looked at a map? ****ing Estonia is in Eastern Europe. We're that big island in the southern hemisphere. A long way from ****ing Estonia.

How did you manage to miss this:

DO NOT ASK TO PAY BY MONEY ORDER, PERSONAL CHECK OR CASH IN THE POST - THERE IS A $10 CONVERSION FEE WHICH EBAY DOES NOT ALLOW US TO PASS ON TO YOU.

It's a ****ing $15 item, you wad. Seeing as you can't add up I will do the workings out for you: take out my ebay fees, picture hosting and the cost of the item to me, I would end up with a sum negative of -$1.63.

You're probably thinking that I could save up all those very useful US$$ and go shopping with them. But unlike ****ing Estonia, the only tender accepted here in Australia is the australian dollar. Australian dollar. Not US dollar.

"arrived in 9 days, no problem"

You seem to have missed this too:

PAYMENT MUST BE RECEIVED WITHIN 5 DAYS OF AUCTION'S CLOSE.

So. Have I made it clear that I have no desire to hang around waiting for tiny amounts of useless foreign currency?

I should think ****ing so.
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