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Old 03-18-2006, 06:35 PM   #136
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Ohho, Chuck's channeling throught Tits!!!!
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Old 03-18-2006, 07:15 PM   #137
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If you wake up in the morning, it's because Chuck Norris spared your life.
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Old 03-19-2006, 04:58 AM   #138
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When Chuck Norris leads a horse to water it fvcking drinks.

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Old 03-19-2006, 05:03 AM   #139
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, the Romans do as Chuck Norris does.
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Old 03-19-2006, 05:05 AM   #140
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The 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake was the caused by the aftermath of Chuck Norris' first bowl of Phở soup.
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Old 03-19-2006, 07:07 AM   #141
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Chuck Norris translated Leviticus into Russian.

Over lunch.
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Old 03-19-2006, 07:14 AM   #142
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, the Romans do as Chuck Norris does.
... and all roads lead to Chuck Norris
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Old 03-19-2006, 11:04 PM   #143
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Old 03-20-2006, 12:22 PM   #144
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Old 03-20-2006, 12:54 PM   #145
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Chuck Norris discovered America before Columbus or Vespucci. After meeting with the natives, he, in his infinite wisdom, left without telling anyone. Cause that's Chuck, dammit.
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Old 03-20-2006, 02:52 PM   #146
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Chuck Norris knows what it's like to be the sad man, to be the bad man, behind blue eyes.
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Old 03-20-2006, 03:35 PM   #147
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Old 03-20-2006, 07:41 PM   #148
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the dancer is the thing that bleeds.
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Old 03-22-2006, 12:30 PM   #149
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Chuck Norris is thicker than blood... and therefore thicker than water.
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Old 03-22-2006, 12:42 PM   #150
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Chuck Norris climbs mountains every day as part of his fitness regimen. Not impressed? Chuck does it without climbing gear or oxygen...he likes to climb Everest nekkid holding his breath til he gets to the summit. His exhale has been the cause of many an avalanche.
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