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Old 03-28-2006, 06:05 PM   #196
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.
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Old 03-28-2006, 06:51 PM   #197
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"Sweet Death By Chuck Norris" wasn't recognized by Buddha as a path to enlightenment until Chuck Norris kicked his fat ass.
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Old 03-28-2006, 07:20 PM   #198
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Old 03-28-2006, 07:29 PM   #199
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Old 03-28-2006, 07:48 PM   #200
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Old 03-28-2006, 07:50 PM   #201
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Old 03-28-2006, 08:14 PM   #202
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Just like with Jello, there's always room for Chuck Norris.
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Old 03-28-2006, 08:15 PM   #203
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Old 03-28-2006, 10:18 PM   #204
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Old 03-28-2006, 10:29 PM   #205
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Old 03-29-2006, 06:26 AM   #206
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Old 03-29-2006, 10:25 AM   #207
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chuck norris would never get the flu i have now. he made this flu in his lab, for the only purpose of laughing in it's face.
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Old 03-29-2006, 11:19 AM   #208
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Old 03-29-2006, 01:33 PM   #209
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Thus Chuck Norris was whom Zarathrustra was spoking about.
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Old 03-29-2006, 02:02 PM   #210
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This just released by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC):

Chuck Norris has been listed as a carrier of the following infectious diseases
and/or conditions;

-Whooping Ass
-Cowardpox
-Flatface
-Impacted Hemorrhoids

There is no vaccine for any of these conditions. Citizens are urged to avoid
contact with Chuck Norris at all costs. Prolonged exposure may cause death.

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