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Old 03-14-2006, 07:59 PM   #76
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Old 03-14-2006, 08:08 PM   #77
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Chuck Norris wins the Pulitzer hands frickin' down!!!!
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Old 03-14-2006, 08:16 PM   #78
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Old 03-14-2006, 08:26 PM   #79
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Old 03-14-2006, 11:56 PM   #80
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Old 03-15-2006, 02:34 AM   #81
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Chuck Norris filled his lungs with pure air and exhaled a mighty wind that expelled the bird flu from all of North America.
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Old 03-15-2006, 02:36 AM   #82
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Old 03-15-2006, 03:52 AM   #83
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Old 03-15-2006, 11:54 AM   #84
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Chuck Norris smokes Marlboro Reds unfiltered and drinks Evan Williams straight out of the bottle while standing in front of a cancer treatment center with a group of recovering alcoholics.

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Old 03-15-2006, 11:57 AM   #85
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Chuck Norris jumps rope with his neice, except he uses barbed wire tipped with poisoned darts while standing on a bed of smoldering coals.
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Old 03-15-2006, 12:27 PM   #86
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Chuck Norris does not spin around when he round house kicks...the universe hastily runs around him so as not to inconvenience him.
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Old 03-15-2006, 12:29 PM   #87
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Chuck Norris can fly, walk through walls, and throw a ball into outer space. The laws of physics are too scared to apply to him.
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Old 03-15-2006, 12:30 PM   #88
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Old 03-15-2006, 12:32 PM   #89
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Old 03-15-2006, 12:33 PM   #90
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