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DrinksGlue · 09-20-2006, 01:00 AM

Story of life of my fictional pet duck slash best friend Angelo. Anything ridiculous sould do. Here is how we meet or the beginning:

Me and Angelo met while we were in the same orphanage. While there, Angelo told me the story of when he was an egg and how he was hatched. He was suppose to be shipped from Champaign to Orlando. FedEX messed up and he went from Chicago to New York, Miami, San Diego, a haunted house in France, Dallas, and was finally hatched in Nova Scotia.

dddrum · 09-20-2006, 12:38 PM

Inexplicably, Angelo had a thick-as-porridge Scottish accent, although he had never been to Scotland. One day I asked him why. "Och, because it's the only one I can do properly, ye ninnyhammer," he responded. To this day, that still gives me a little whizzy feeling upstairs, if you know what I mean.

DrinksGlue · 09-20-2006, 06:03 PM

Today me and Angelo went to Bed Bath and Beyond. He wanted some new bed sheets. When we got home, we decided to play Hide and seek. Angelo was up to bat first, I mean hide first. He thought hiding in the dish washer was the greatest idea he ever had! Not so much. But on the bright side, he got a much needed shower and now he smells like delicious lemons. Hooray for lemons!

catbelly · 09-22-2006, 01:51 AM

Whee! Angelo enjoyed the dishwasher so much that he wanted to go in again and again. Fortunately for him, I have much more common sense and I realize that type of behaviour would only drive our water and electricity bills through the roof. He was very disappointed as he felt that his newly citrusy self was appealing to the ladies. To placate him I decided to take him shopping for lemon-scented cologne.

Hyakujo's Fox · 10-04-2006, 11:18 AM

Whee! Angelo enjoyed the dishwasher so much that he wanted to go in again and again. Fortunately for him, I have much more common sense and I realize that type of behaviour would only drive our water and electricity bills through the roof. He was very disappointed as he felt that his newly citrusy self was appealing to the ladies. To placate him I decided to take him shopping for lemon-scented cologne. We checked several stores, but the closest we could find was lime. Angelo was dubious but he seemed to perk up a bit when the salesgirl complimented us on the purchase.

Avalon · 10-04-2006, 12:18 PM

Whee! Angelo enjoyed the dishwasher so much that he wanted to go in again and again. Fortunately for him, I have much more common sense and I realize that type of behaviour would only drive our water and electricity bills through the roof. He was very disappointed as he felt that his newly citrusy self was appealing to the ladies. To placate him I decided to take him shopping for lemon-scented cologne. We checked several stores, but the closest we could find was lime. Angelo was dubious but he seemed to perk up a bit when the salesgirl complimented us on the purchase. I was happy because he now smelled like a Margarita, causing me remember our trip to Mexico.

09-20-2006, 01:00 AM	#1
DrinksGlue Hooray for Tupperware! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: America Posts: 3	Angelo Story of life of my fictional pet duck slash best friend Angelo. Anything ridiculous sould do. Here is how we meet or the beginning: Me and Angelo met while we were in the same orphanage. While there, Angelo told me the story of when he was an egg and how he was hatched. He was suppose to be shipped from Champaign to Orlando. FedEX messed up and he went from Chicago to New York, Miami, San Diego, a haunted house in France, Dallas, and was finally hatched in Nova Scotia.

09-20-2006, 12:38 PM	#2
dddrum Amateur Human Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Hills north of Mouseland, sunny FLA. Posts: 1,264	Inexplicably, Angelo had a thick-as-porridge Scottish accent, although he had never been to Scotland. One day I asked him why. "Och, because it's the only one I can do properly, ye ninnyhammer," he responded. To this day, that still gives me a little whizzy feeling upstairs, if you know what I mean. __________________ ...or words to that effect.

10-04-2006, 12:18 PM	#6
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	Whee! Angelo enjoyed the dishwasher so much that he wanted to go in again and again. Fortunately for him, I have much more common sense and I realize that type of behaviour would only drive our water and electricity bills through the roof. He was very disappointed as he felt that his newly citrusy self was appealing to the ladies. To placate him I decided to take him shopping for lemon-scented cologne. We checked several stores, but the closest we could find was lime. Angelo was dubious but he seemed to perk up a bit when the salesgirl complimented us on the purchase. I was happy because he now smelled like a Margarita, causing me remember our trip to Mexico. __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

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09-20-2006, 06:03 PM	#3
DrinksGlue Hooray for Tupperware! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: America Posts: 3	Today me and Angelo went to Bed Bath and Beyond. He wanted some new bed sheets. When we got home, we decided to play Hide and seek. Angelo was up to bat first, I mean hide first. He thought hiding in the dish washer was the greatest idea he ever had! Not so much. But on the bright side, he got a much needed shower and now he smells like delicious lemons. Hooray for lemons!

09-22-2006, 01:51 AM	#4
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	Whee! Angelo enjoyed the dishwasher so much that he wanted to go in again and again. Fortunately for him, I have much more common sense and I realize that type of behaviour would only drive our water and electricity bills through the roof. He was very disappointed as he felt that his newly citrusy self was appealing to the ladies. To placate him I decided to take him shopping for lemon-scented cologne.

10-04-2006, 11:18 AM	#5
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Whee! Angelo enjoyed the dishwasher so much that he wanted to go in again and again. Fortunately for him, I have much more common sense and I realize that type of behaviour would only drive our water and electricity bills through the roof. He was very disappointed as he felt that his newly citrusy self was appealing to the ladies. To placate him I decided to take him shopping for lemon-scented cologne. We checked several stores, but the closest we could find was lime. Angelo was dubious but he seemed to perk up a bit when the salesgirl complimented us on the purchase.