what type of meat are you? - ZEFRANK.COM

trisherina · 01-07-2006, 04:51 AM

Chewy and unctuous, Corned Beef is your spirit guide.
Your comforting tenderness belies the sultry nature that lurks at your core. You are usually served with a side of salty steamed cabbage which tends to cause indigestion and mealy boiled potatoes which sometimes gum up the works. You are not to everyone's taste, but a true connoisseur will appreciate your homey nature. Your life may not be perfect, but your spirit guide will be the best caretaker that it can be.

test your meat

Frieda · 01-07-2006, 06:13 AM

hey, my spirit guide is corned beef too!

craig johnston · 01-07-2006, 02:09 PM

beat your meat

beckstra · 01-07-2006, 07:31 PM

Also corned beef. I *love* corned beef. Yummy.

lapietra · 01-08-2006, 03:28 AM

Fried Chicken

Here's your Meat Spirit:

Crispy and salty with a moist, juicy interior, Fried Chicken is your spirit guide.
Your herbal crustiness seduces others by speaking to the very depths of their souls. Your meaty sustinance keeps them coming back to you again and again - you are not necessarily healthy, but certainly nourishing. Your lovers may get a temporary "high" in your presence, but discomfort may later result. Be proud, though: your guide is powerful and charming.

jasmina · 01-11-2006, 10:28 AM

Corned beef

MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

melissa · 01-11-2006, 04:58 PM

Creamy and rich, Liverwurst is your spirit guide.

Although soft and loaded with calories, you are also iron-rich and can provide care and comfort for those around you. You harken back to "Old Europe" and more simple times - the elderly, particularly, find you appealing. Your spirit guide may not be fancy, or even terribly desirable, but ensures that In times of need you are always available.

zenbabe · 01-11-2006, 05:53 PM

Fried Chicken

Here's your Meat Spirit:
Crispy and salty with a moist, juicy interior, Fried Chicken is your spirit guide.
Your herbal crustiness seduces others by speaking to the very depths of their souls. Your meaty sustinance keeps them coming back to you again and again - you are not necessarily healthy, but certainly nourishing. Your lovers may get a temporary "high" in your presence, but discomfort may later result. Be proud, though: your guide is powerful and charming.

priceyfatprude · 01-12-2006, 01:36 AM

Creamy and rich, Liverwurst is your spirit guide.
Although soft and loaded with calories, you are also iron-rich and can provide care and comfort for those around you. You harken back to "Old Europe" and more simple times - the elderly, particularly, find you appealing. Your spirit guide may not be fancy, or even terribly desirable, but ensures that In times of need you are always available.

01-07-2006, 04:51 AM	#1
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	what type of meat are you? Chewy and unctuous, Corned Beef is your spirit guide. Your comforting tenderness belies the sultry nature that lurks at your core. You are usually served with a side of salty steamed cabbage which tends to cause indigestion and mealy boiled potatoes which sometimes gum up the works. You are not to everyone's taste, but a true connoisseur will appreciate your homey nature. Your life may not be perfect, but your spirit guide will be the best caretaker that it can be. test your meat __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

01-07-2006, 06:13 AM	#2
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,506	hey, my spirit guide is corned beef too! __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

01-07-2006, 02:09 PM	#3
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	beat your meat __________________ the tea leaf family

01-07-2006, 07:31 PM	#4
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	Also corned beef. I love corned beef. Yummy. __________________ I'd rather be making out.

01-08-2006, 03:28 AM	#5
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	Fried Chicken Here's your Meat Spirit: Crispy and salty with a moist, juicy interior, Fried Chicken is your spirit guide. Your herbal crustiness seduces others by speaking to the very depths of their souls. Your meaty sustinance keeps them coming back to you again and again - you are not necessarily healthy, but certainly nourishing. Your lovers may get a temporary "high" in your presence, but discomfort may later result. Be proud, though: your guide is powerful and charming. __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks Last edited by lapietra : 01-08-2006 at 03:30 AM. Reason: no html :(

01-11-2006, 10:28 AM	#6
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,619	Corned beef MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

01-11-2006, 04:58 PM	#7
melissa monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the go Posts: 3,657	Creamy and rich, Liverwurst is your spirit guide. Although soft and loaded with calories, you are also iron-rich and can provide care and comfort for those around you. You harken back to "Old Europe" and more simple times - the elderly, particularly, find you appealing. Your spirit guide may not be fancy, or even terribly desirable, but ensures that In times of need you are always available. __________________ "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

01-11-2006, 05:53 PM	#8
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Fried Chicken Here's your Meat Spirit: Crispy and salty with a moist, juicy interior, Fried Chicken is your spirit guide. Your herbal crustiness seduces others by speaking to the very depths of their souls. Your meaty sustinance keeps them coming back to you again and again - you are not necessarily healthy, but certainly nourishing. Your lovers may get a temporary "high" in your presence, but discomfort may later result. Be proud, though: your guide is powerful and charming. __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

01-12-2006, 01:36 AM	#9
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Creamy and rich, Liverwurst is your spirit guide. Although soft and loaded with calories, you are also iron-rich and can provide care and comfort for those around you. You harken back to "Old Europe" and more simple times - the elderly, particularly, find you appealing. Your spirit guide may not be fancy, or even terribly desirable, but ensures that In times of need you are always available. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

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