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Old 03-22-2006, 02:06 PM   #151
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Chuck Norris is both the immovable object and the irresistable force.
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Old 03-22-2006, 04:13 PM   #152
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Chuck Norris knows which came first, the chicken or the egg..he just isn't telling your sorry ass.
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Old 03-22-2006, 04:34 PM   #153
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The sound of one hand clapping is Chuck Norris' foot meeting your ear in a swift roundhouse kick.
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Old 03-24-2006, 12:06 PM   #154
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Chuck Norris can keep a thread alive for 154 posts by merely breathing life into it through His blessed existence.
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:06 PM   #155
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The wildfires in Oklahoma were not the result of stray still-lit cigarettes. They were caused by sparks from Chuck Norris having one off the wrist in a dry field outside Tulsa.
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:09 PM   #156
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:27 PM   #157
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None but Chuck Norris dares to boast that he has never known fear.
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:28 PM   #158
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only Chuck Norris howls.
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:31 PM   #159
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Chuck Norris himself is more to be dreaded that the fear of Chuck Norris.
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:33 PM   #160
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You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for Chuck Norris.
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:39 PM   #161
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Chuck Norris does not concern us, because as long as we exist, Chuck Norris is not here. And when he does come, we no longer exist.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:04 PM   #162
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Chuck can dance if he wants to. He can leave your friends behind. Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of Chuck's.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:09 PM   #163
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Chuck Norris in time kills nine.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:09 PM   #164
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Chuck Norris late kills ninety nine.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:33 PM   #165
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