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Old 03-24-2006, 03:39 PM   #166
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Don't make Chuck Norris angry. You wouldn't like it if you made Chuck Norris angry.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:41 PM   #167
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Chuck Norris can disguise himself as bigfoot by just taking off his shirt. He's powerful that way.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:42 PM   #168
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robert lindblad can kick chuck norris' ass!
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:42 PM   #169
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Chuck Norris beat Smarty Jones in a footrace.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:43 PM   #170
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robert lindblad will kick smarty's ass too!!!
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:45 PM   #171
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Chuck Norris calculated pi to the 300th decimal place and declared it ENOUGH.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:46 PM   #172
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Robert Lindblad is the illegitimate son of Chuck Norris.
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Old 03-24-2006, 04:19 PM   #173
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Robert Lindblad already knows when Chuck Norris will kill him with a roundhouse kick to the testicles.


And he knew I'd post it here too....
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Old 03-24-2006, 04:51 PM   #174
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Old 03-25-2006, 02:05 AM   #175
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The show ain't over til Chuck Norris lifts the fat lady over his head, spins her about, throws her from a cliff, then watches on as she tumbles several times on the rocks until finally reaching the bottom where she explodes in a ball of flame.
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Old 03-25-2006, 03:27 AM   #176
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There's a reason why NASA can't find life on Mars.

Chuck Norris got there first.
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Old 03-25-2006, 09:41 AM   #177
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While everyone else was stabbing it with their steely knives, Chuck Norris was killing the beast.
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Old 03-25-2006, 10:04 AM   #178
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Old 03-25-2006, 12:10 PM   #179
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Chuck Norris is always photographed and filmed in a reflection..to gaze directly upon his countenance would make your tiny head explode.
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Old 03-25-2006, 12:12 PM   #180
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chuck norris is what willis was talkin bout
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