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Old 09-20-2005, 01:14 PM   #1
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worst. day. ever.

Okay, so I know this doesn't compare to any of y'all's worst days ever, and it's not my worst day ever but it sucks so bad, I thought I'd share the most humiliating story with you.

*If you are easily grossed out or offended, you may want to pass on this one.

Today was my first day after training out on the floor (I'd gotten a promotion). I was on time, getting along okay with my new male boss. I'd done a couple hours of compliance training because we had the extra time. I went to take my first brake and as I'm sitting on the pot, I notice I've bled all over myself, to the point where anyone who watches me walk can see.

I panicked and told my new boss that I was going to have to take a late (my purse hiding me) because I was sick. So, I run home screaming profanities all the way home, change, and run back to work. When I get there, I see my key is missing and I really don't want to have to do the walk of shame where a.) you don't have your key and everyone hears your pitiful attempt to get back into the building and b.)I have to walk the walk of shame with my old male boss who will probably want a better explination.

So I run back home and call in pretending to be sicker than I am siteing that my brother in law who works with us will pick up my stuff when he gets in at noon.

I'm so embarrased I would give everything for Jesus to come back. I know, how could I not tell? I don't know. I just couldn't.

Feel free to cry with me.
I'd rather be making out.
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Old 09-20-2005, 01:55 PM   #2
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Aw, hon. I think it's possible no one noticed. I know that if I've ever seen anyone in that position from a distance, where I couldn't say anything, my heart's just gone out to them. You may be thinking people were looking and snickering, but anyone who saw probably just felt bad for you.

As far as the other stuff, we all do totally uncharacteristic things where fear is involved.

You'll go back tomorrow and it'll be ok. It'll be ok.
Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard
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Old 09-20-2005, 03:16 PM   #3
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I don't think your situation is in nearly the same realm as bending over and splitting the ass of your pants...which will always get a laugh.

I think IF anyone noticed (anyone with an ounce of sense and compassion that is) they would just emphasise with your plight and feel for you...I sure did while reading your post.

No worries.
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Old 09-20-2005, 05:47 PM   #4
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aww i'm soo sorry beck. something similar happened to my mummy. she was at the doctors with my brother when one of the nurses came up to her and told her that she had started. i guess one of the chicks in the waiting room told the nurse and the nurse hunted down my mummy. my mummy was soo upset she came home in tears.

but now.. she looks back on it and is able to smile.

hugs and kisses to you beck
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:10 PM   #5
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Don't worry...Its gonna be OK...

Hello, Beautiful Beckstra...

Don't fret. It happened to me in the 7th grade, and I didn't realize until I got home and went to change into playclothes. Not to be gross, but I can totally understand how you couldn't tell especially if you are a pad person versus a 'pon person. Don't worry...its over and tomorrow is a new day.

Did your bro-in-law snag your key for you?

And congratulations on your new promotion! Believe me, even if you'd had to tell your new male boss...he undoubtedly has a woman somewhere in his life and would understand completely.

Take a deep breath and relax...
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Old 09-20-2005, 07:05 PM   #6
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eat some chocolate ice cream, it will make you feel better i promise
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