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Old 03-25-2006, 10:30 PM   #496
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Old 03-25-2006, 11:14 PM   #497
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Old 03-26-2006, 12:48 AM   #498
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Old 03-26-2006, 02:29 AM   #499
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Old 03-29-2006, 06:43 PM   #500
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Old 03-30-2006, 08:43 AM   #501
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The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it
to "Hysterias and Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council
they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

No go.

Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."

Thumbs down again.

Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds."

Unacceptable again.

So they tried "Lost Souls and Butt Holes."

No way.

"Analysis and Anal Cysts?"

Nope.

"Nuts and Butts?"

Uh uh

"Freaks and Cheeks?"

Still no go.

"Loons and Moons?"

Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:

"Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."

Everyone loved it.
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Old 03-30-2006, 12:06 PM   #502
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Old 03-30-2006, 12:59 PM   #503
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Old 03-31-2006, 04:29 AM   #504
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patrician and plebian
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(in a word)
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Old 04-01-2006, 11:57 AM   #505
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Old 04-01-2006, 01:33 PM   #506
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Old 04-01-2006, 01:52 PM   #507
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Old 04-01-2006, 03:13 PM   #508
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Mr. and Mrs.
his and hers
love honour and cherish
yours mine and ours
horse and carriage

washer and dryer

barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen

sick and tired

open and shut

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murder and mayhem

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Old 04-01-2006, 03:24 PM   #509
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Old 04-01-2006, 03:24 PM   #510
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