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Old 04-08-2006, 07:37 PM   #226
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In the upcoming Windows release, the Blue Screen of Death has been replaced with the Blue Screen of Chuck Norris.
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Old 04-08-2006, 07:38 PM   #227
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There is no equal and opposite reaction for Chuck Norris.
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Old 04-08-2006, 07:39 PM   #228
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Wonder doesn't bake crustless white bread. Chuck Norris scares the crust off prior to shipping.
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Old 04-08-2006, 07:41 PM   #229
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Chuck Norris pulled a wart off his big toe one day. That wart could kick you ass.
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Old 04-08-2006, 07:42 PM   #230
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans just open out of fear.
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Old 04-08-2006, 07:43 PM   #231
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Chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Global warming is a farce cause Chuck Norris said so, now shut up about it!
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Old 04-09-2006, 12:01 PM   #233
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Chuck Norris makes rent via roundhouse kick
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Old 04-09-2006, 12:10 PM   #234
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris kicked your ass
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Old 04-09-2006, 12:25 PM   #235
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One can only dream of having their initials on the side of a train like Chuck Norris



This is a given considering whose caboose we're talkin about. Besides, CN isn't submissive... right?!?
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Old 04-09-2006, 11:44 PM   #236
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Ze kicked Chuck's ass, then he realized it was only a mini-chuck, and chuck norris kicked ze's ass, chuck the realized that it was a mini-Ze, and he ran for his life.
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Old 04-10-2006, 05:25 PM   #238
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Chuck Norris has 12,900,000
Ze has 301,000,000
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Old 04-10-2006, 05:26 PM   #239
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Old 04-14-2006, 08:35 PM   #240
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Chuck Norris laughs at your attempt at humor..it will be the last sound you ever hear.


Chuck also says go here, wear these:

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?...affiliate=2252
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