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Old 01-12-2010, 01:10 AM   #1
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HBFT2010!

There once was a fellow called Funky
His tuba was shiny and chunky
Now it's the day of his birth!
(Plus n times round the earth)
So enjoy your birthday zemonkey!
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Old 01-12-2010, 01:31 AM   #2
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Happy Birthday Tunky.
I got you Nigella Lawson.


Not only has she brought an impressive array of delicious and creative cocktails, but she says she's going to...uh...clean out your spit valve.
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Old 01-12-2010, 02:14 AM   #3
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H B Funkerina!
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Old 01-12-2010, 02:17 AM   #4
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happy birthday Funkytuba
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:41 AM   #5
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wow... birthday greetings before my timezone even gets to my birthday... thanks one and all!
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:42 AM   #6
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Happy birthday, Funkytuber!
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Old 01-12-2010, 07:29 AM   #7
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HBFT! I got you a clip, to assuage your avatarlessness...



this probably belongs in "random confessions" but I still think of you as looking like Michael Bolton
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:02 AM   #8
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Ballade: Advice on a Birthday Trip
For FunkyTuba

The road ahead looks desolate, and long,
And dark beyond the urban streetlights’ glow.
For those who judge their tolerances wrong
The fastest trip may yet seem much too slow;
And since the strongest wills are none too strong,
You’d better take a pee before you go.

And after all, however well you place--
Though you may win, or struggle just to show --
Don’t flog yourself to run a faster pace
To change the world or keep the status quo:
You cannot, in the end, out-run the race;
You’d better take a pee before you go.

For all the racing pacing of your lives,
However much you do or do not grow,
Until analysis or surgeons’ knives
Reveals, for good or ill, each inner woe,
You know what final vehicle arrives
That means you need not pee before you go.

Envoi
So, Tuba, now you see that I am right:
There’ll always be another chance to throw
Adulthood to the winds another night …
You'd better take a pee before you go.
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Old 01-12-2010, 04:30 PM   #9
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Old 01-12-2010, 07:43 PM   #10
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I hope your day is relaxing and fun! Happy birthday to a great guy :-)
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:06 AM   #11
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It's your Birthday Week!

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Old 01-13-2010, 05:03 AM   #12
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:35 PM   #13
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funky tuba birthday

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Old 01-13-2010, 05:20 PM   #14
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