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Old 06-26-2003, 03:54 PM   #16
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1) minutes I have spent waiting for the geeks to call back and fix this computer....32 and counting
2) number of times I have actually shit myself after the age of 21.....7
3) number of cups of coffee so far today......7
1) actually got my computer fixed in 147 mins
2) .....errr....still 7
3) 14
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Old 06-26-2003, 06:28 PM   #17
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# of times ive been an asshole- 1,000,000,000,000
# of times ive been told im getting soft- 3
$ of times ive been rude after that to prove a point- 1
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Old 06-26-2003, 06:29 PM   #18
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holy crap, is it more serious than last time? has it progressed? are you OK?!

what does the doc say?

E me. Hang tight.
Dude, just another infection. And I know what you're thinking, but I only messed around w/him maybe twice since the first one, so it can't be that.

The dr just thinks it never went fully away the first time.

1) # of minutes til I see the other dr about my high blood pressure: 42

2) # of HBP pills I have left: 3

3) # of lollipops I am expecting for being good: 1
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Old 06-26-2003, 06:39 PM   #19
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# of times I've thought to myself "I smell like smoke" today: 27
# of times I've been around smoke today: 1
# of minutes I was around said smoke: 14
# of times I've been tempted to go take a shower because of the smoke: 3
# of times I've asked my dad if I smelled like smoke: 1
# of times he said "no": 1
# of times I've thought to myself "I smell like smoke" since I've asked my father if I did and he said no: 5
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Old 06-26-2003, 07:26 PM   #20
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hmmm....someones paranoid
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Old 06-26-2003, 09:10 PM   #21
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Old 06-26-2003, 09:11 PM   #22
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# of times I've thought to myself "I smell like shit" today: 27
# of times I've been around shit today: 1
# of minutes I was around said shit: 14
# of times I've been tempted to go take a shower because of the shit: 3
# of times I've asked my dad if I smelled like shit: 1
# of times he said "no": 1
# of times I've thought to myself "I smell like shit" since I've asked my father if I did and he said no: 5
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Old 06-26-2003, 09:22 PM   #23
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Angry # of times

# of times a client called for me while I was out at another Client. 7
# of times he has called with the same issue and I have fixed the issue. 22
# of time I have told Said client "DO NOT TOUCH OR CHANGE ANY SETTING ON YOUR COMPUTER." 1,000
# of time this clients Forwards me Viruses with a Note " is this a Virus." 4
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Old 06-26-2003, 10:02 PM   #24
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# of times I've played "Go Fish" this year: 26
# of times I've resorted to a magic trick or juggling to fill in time: 73
# of times my Japanese teacher has played a game, done a magic trick or juggled: 0

being an adult blows.
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Old 06-26-2003, 10:22 PM   #25
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# of times my ass has been stuck to my leather chair in this oppressive heat whilst sitting at this desk typing on the computer? More than a few times.

Oh yeah Ze welcome to the wacky wonderful world of forum ultimatums.

"I'm leaving forever!" Only time that phrase holds true is if after they've hit send, they walk out and get hit by a car.

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Old 06-27-2003, 01:24 AM   #26
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Number of times I have been on a smoke break and had a guy with other guys around tell me that im fat: 1

Number of times I have told the story to friends: 12

Number of laughs and emails from said freinds regarding the incident: 117

ps, im am not fat and how rude! this kind of thing only happens to me....
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:39 AM   #27
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Zen, if you go on a diet I will personally hurt you. There are some forms of perfection it is against the law to screw with.

# of times I have been to Fort Edmonton Park: 3
# of times I felt grateful for modern conveniences today: 10+
# of beds in the Fort that looked pretty darn cozy to me: dozens
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:51 AM   #28
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# of times I have said, done or attributed to something on the internet that has made me want to dump my computer into the nearest river: 4

# of times I've gotten over that feeling: 4

# of lessons about human nature I've learned interacting over a phone line and a machine: still counting
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Old 06-27-2003, 01:54 AM   #29
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number of times I sent an email proclaiming that I am a BADASS only to have a reply with "don't you mean a FAT ASS hahhahahaha" 1

number of times a chick bartender refused to serve me french fries after 30 minutes of the order and claimed that it was because I was drunk: 1

Points I got on shuffle board before I quit because I suck: 4
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Old 06-27-2003, 09:00 AM   #30
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# of tremendously beautiful people I've seen in the last 24 hours
3

# of tremendously beautiful people I've held in my arms in the last 24 hours
2

# of tremendously beautiful people I've kissed in the last 24 hours
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