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Old 06-27-2003, 06:22 PM   #31
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wow the egg's getting around.
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Old 06-27-2003, 07:50 PM   #32
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Old 06-27-2003, 08:33 PM   #33
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# of times I've tried stapling my hand because I didn't think the staples could hold: 2
use a tacker
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Old 06-27-2003, 08:34 PM   #34
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Old 06-28-2003, 10:00 AM   #35
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Old 06-28-2003, 05:21 PM   #36
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# of times I've been hit in the head with a brick: 1
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% of times I have gone rollerblading without falling: 10
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# of Tequilla poppers I drank before passing out: 26

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# of times my mother has actually used her webcam: 3
# of times my stepdad has tried to fix a computer error by "banging all the keys": 17
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