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Old 10-23-2003, 08:02 PM   #31
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I'm prepared to become full of myself this evening.... Who's joining me **burp**

excuse me......
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Old 10-23-2003, 08:04 PM   #32
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I'm just about to meet you...........ready???
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Old 10-23-2003, 08:06 PM   #33
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You have a very nice mouth

BUT What the hell did you have for lunch???
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Old 10-23-2003, 08:08 PM   #34
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What time zone NYC????
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Old 10-23-2003, 08:22 PM   #35
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When I lurked the boards yesterday afternoon before I signed up it sounded like you live just about everywhere...

I'll be there @ midnight...

See you then
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Old 10-23-2003, 08:46 PM   #36
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Dear Beer,

Why is it when you and I get together for prolonged periods of time, I end up waking up in a strange room, not knowing where my clothes are, with a stranger sleeping besides me?

Just wondering....
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Old 10-23-2003, 08:55 PM   #37
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I have mystic qualities like that...

I've said before don't abuse me until you know me really well. My favorite food is liver....
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Old 10-23-2003, 09:34 PM   #38
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Great, Rimmers has a nice liver..... Still waiting to find out the lunch thing.... Just some weird stuff down here..

See you in a little bit???
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Old 10-23-2003, 09:37 PM   #39
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Absolutely...

Gulp..... Belch.... I'm there....
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Don't worry about the bodybuilder guys... Once you've had enough of me you can take em' Right??

Oh and if your stomach starts grumbling, that's me... Feed me
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Dear Beer,

I know that you are quite busy tonight, but I do have to take a minute to thank you. When you and I are together at those karoke bars (you know the ones I am talking about) we do wonderful duets together. It is somewhat reminiscent of the Sonny and Cher days. We rock. Thanks Beer.

p.s. We should try to get a recording contract together...

p.p.s. I know some guys in a band that have been after me to come play with them. If the recording contract thing does not work out for us, perhaps you would like to sign on with me? I know I could not do it without you.
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Old 10-23-2003, 10:02 PM   #42
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Food?! Are you mad?! And ruin the heady effect you have on me?

You're brave. You lose your influence on me and I might trade you over for a martini.
Effect gets better with food... Trust me, after some food, you can have lots more of me.

You like??
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Dear Beer,

I know that you are quite busy tonight, but I do have to take a minute to thank you. When you and I are together at those karoke bars (you know the ones I am talking about) we do wonderful duets together. It is somewhat reminiscent of the Sonny and Cher days. We rock. Thanks Beer.

p.s. We should try to get a recording contract together...

p.p.s. I know some guys in a band that have been after me to come play with them. If the recording contract thing does not work out for us, perhaps you would like to sign on with me? I know I could not do it without you.
Of course I'll help any way I can. You just hae to understand, I gotta really busy schedule. So you'll end up having to work around it.

Hell Santa doesn't work as hard as I do
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Dear Beer,

Thank you. I will work around your schedule. And if it means anything, the gifts you have given me have far exceeded any that Santa brought to me as a child.

p.s Now that the band knows that you are going to be a part of the gig, they have promised us anything we want. Now, I want a porsche. Name your price dear, dear, Beer.
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Dear Beer,

Thank you. I will work around your schedule. And if it means anything, the gifts you have given me have far exceeded any that Santa brought to me as a child.

p.s Now that the band knows that you are going to be a part of the gig, they have promised us anything we want. Now, I want a porsche. Name your price dear, dear, Beer.
I want nothing.. I'm here for you
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