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Old 08-27-2009, 07:08 AM   #3751
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oh what a gem http://www.davidhasselhoff.com/profi...e-with-peaches
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Old 08-27-2009, 01:05 PM   #3752
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^ it's like when proud parents exercise their kids to show off their amaaazing abilities...
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Old 08-27-2009, 01:10 PM   #3753
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^mm, the bird definitely does not want to jump in his car
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Old 08-29-2009, 04:54 PM   #3754
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Old 08-31-2009, 04:55 PM   #3755
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Old 08-31-2009, 10:58 PM   #3756
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Old 09-01-2009, 01:56 AM   #3757
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"]"I think in a few years, IKEA=Verdana will be the norm & their world domination plot will be complete lol"
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Old 09-02-2009, 11:33 AM   #3758
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I read this blog sometimes, Dooce, partly because she gives me some insight into some of my work, and partly because she is freaking hilarious. And also really bright and wonderful to read. She recently posted a letter she got, which she calls The Greatest Email in the History of the Internet.

For context, I suggest you read the blog post it's in response to here, but in brief, that one is about how she's going to get a lot of emails criticizing her for complaining (in her way-overtired new mom state) that her new washer has broken, leaving her with tons of dirty cloth diapers, when some people don't even have washers or babies or their mom was killed by a washer falling from a broken window and doesn't she have any compassion and they're never going to read her again...

And here is an email she got in response. Which I agree is the best email in the history of the internet: An Epic Vitriolic Screed.

I laughed really hard.
I feel it may be proof Andy Kaufman faked his own death.

Oh, and the language is absolutely not safe for work.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:14 PM   #3759
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Thank you, brightpearl. That was great. I too had an Olympic pooper baby. She too would regularly defecate up to around her hairline while giggling in the most charming way.
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And then that epic vitriolic screed was just icing on the cake. Wonderful.
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Old 09-03-2009, 09:45 AM   #3760
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Old 09-03-2009, 02:00 PM   #3761
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Picture a family of 3 launching a kite on a sudden collision course with 3 pelicans who aptly dodged it.
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Old 09-04-2009, 06:23 AM   #3762
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Is your dog too judgmental? (NSFW)

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Old 09-04-2009, 04:53 PM   #3763
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:46 AM   #3764
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:13 PM   #3765
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