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Old 02-27-2008, 12:37 PM   #106
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Old 02-27-2008, 03:03 PM   #107
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YsaPur Eschomuw is a he.
You wish! I'm surprised that a mundificant like you cannot recognize and fully appreciate my gentle, feminine way of expressing certain truths. I could post several links here, but I'm too humble to advertize and promote myself this conspicuous way. (Wait! Maybe I should start a thread where I flatter myself. Ok, next time.)
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Old 02-27-2008, 05:41 PM   #108
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Back to being misguided:

Don't waste time cleaning the windows. Rain will take care of them, eventually.
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Old 02-27-2008, 05:50 PM   #109
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Old 02-27-2008, 05:54 PM   #110
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Underpants, like socks, can be worn twice - simply turn them inside out and they are as good as clean!
... and condoms.
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:24 PM   #111
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:40 PM   #112
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You wish! I'm surprised that a mundificant like you cannot recognize and fully appreciate my gentle, feminine way of expressing certain truths. I could post several links here, but I'm too humble to advertize and promote myself this conspicuous way. (Wait! Maybe I should start a thread where I flatter myself. Ok, next time.)
And I'm surprised that a bleathe like you can't see that I posted it after you revealed your true self, so that it was, surprise, a misguided notion!
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Old 02-28-2008, 01:37 AM   #113
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And I'm surprised that a bleathe like you can't see that I posted it after you revealed your true self, so that it was, surprise, a misguided notion!
Oh my, what a bleathe I am... I must have slipped into hypnoplasty inadverently!

Wait a moment. Am I being misguided again?
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:07 AM   #114
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Old 02-29-2008, 03:39 AM   #115
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And so that you realize how deeply misguided notions were you harbouring I must regretfully inform you (with a pinch of smug satisfaction) YsaPur is not a he, Marcus
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Old 02-29-2008, 05:10 AM   #116
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:52 AM   #117
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Old 02-29-2008, 12:13 PM   #118
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Old 03-01-2008, 12:07 PM   #119
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Old 03-01-2008, 12:18 PM   #120
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