ZEFRANK.COM - message board  

Go Back   ZEFRANK.COM - message board > FAST CHAT
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 05-17-2004, 04:50 PM   #76
yudaho
Diss-member
 
yudaho's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: lunch
Posts: 18
My pa useta call em "two fried eggs on the outhouse door"

My bes friend said she saw her husband bend over nekkin the other day, and 'bout puked. Ain't nothin uglier, than balls from behind!
yudaho is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2004, 04:53 PM   #77
Avalon
Moderator
 
Avalon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A much better place
Posts: 5,931
Not to mention the "brown eye" staring back at you!
__________________
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Groucho Marx
Avalon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2004, 04:55 PM   #78
dinzdale
King of the špatnýs
 
dinzdale's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: was that dog
Posts: 9,411
Oh and a badly filled taco looks appetizing ????
dinzdale is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2004, 05:09 PM   #79
yudaho
Diss-member
 
yudaho's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: lunch
Posts: 18
If it so uglleeeeeee, how cums you eat it?
yudaho is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2004, 05:10 PM   #80
Avalon
Moderator
 
Avalon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A much better place
Posts: 5,931
HA! Then why all those girlie poses with their nethers up in the air??? Nekkid, I might add!
__________________
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Groucho Marx
Avalon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2004, 05:18 PM   #81
dinzdale
King of the špatnýs
 
dinzdale's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: was that dog
Posts: 9,411
I'm just saying....it may be wonderful, tasty, aromatic, stretchy, mystical and fascinating....but you wouldnt put it in the Louvre as Mona Lisa's Twat now would you?
dinzdale is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2004, 05:19 PM   #82
Avalon
Moderator
 
Avalon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A much better place
Posts: 5,931
hmmm..maybe that is why she is smiling ya never know who was up under her dress.....
__________________
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Groucho Marx
Avalon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2004, 08:04 PM   #83
Willow Sylph
monkey
 
Willow Sylph's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 2,608
Quote:
Originally posted by Avalon
hmmm..maybe that is why she is smiling ya never know who was up under her dress.....
ROFL!!!! You may have something there!

This subject reminds me - the only redeeming part of Gigli was when Jennifer Lopez goes into a long monologue describing why a woman's... womanhood was so great. I was convinced!
__________________
Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say "Ni".
Knight 2: NI!
Other Knights: Shh....
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say.... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!"
Willow Sylph is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2004, 12:25 AM   #84
yudaho
Diss-member
 
yudaho's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: lunch
Posts: 18
That brown eye, damn straight!!!! Girls's at least got butt cheeks that cover it.

Aw, Im convinced they don't know how to wipe, anyway, mebbe its just as well they don't have all that cheek in the way. FOr them, maybe its better that they gots all that underwear to do it fer em, save wear and tear on the trousers.
yudaho is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2004, 12:27 AM   #85
nycwriters
Stuck in T.O.
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Floundering
Posts: 4,134
Hands off ladies. THIS one's mine!
nycwriters is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2004, 12:29 AM   #86
priceyfatprude
girthy pickles
 
priceyfatprude's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: under your desk
Posts: 9,313
hahahahaha.

Quote:
This subject reminds me - the only redeeming part of Gigli
LOL, there was a redeeming part?

Last edited by priceyfatprude : 05-18-2004 at 12:36 AM.
priceyfatprude is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2004, 01:07 AM   #87
Magpie
Wishing on a pickle.
 
Magpie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: One mile up
Posts: 3,082
After a very long and busy day I finally get a beautiful salad made, sit down and plan on reading the board while I eat...

BROWN EYE?!!! Good god, do you mind? I'm eating here! Sheesh
Magpie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2004, 03:56 AM   #88
Willow Sylph
monkey
 
Willow Sylph's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 2,608
What do you expect? This is the guy thread!! It's gotta be as raunchy and grose as possible.
__________________
Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say "Ni".
Knight 2: NI!
Other Knights: Shh....
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say.... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!"
Willow Sylph is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2004, 04:53 AM   #89
JesusTitties
¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
 
JesusTitties's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 3,124
yudaho talks like aunt jemima cooking her favourite sunday meal with her home made syrup and flapjacks
JesusTitties is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2004, 04:58 AM   #90
JesusTitties
¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
 
JesusTitties's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 3,124
i can always appreciate a nice low hanging set of nuts (on your chin) as something kind of neat.
JesusTitties is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -3. The time now is 04:40 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.