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Old 06-02-2004, 01:18 PM   #1
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Exclamation staying safe

never talk to anyone. ever.

always carry a meat-cleaver.


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Old 06-02-2004, 01:24 PM   #2
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Old 06-02-2004, 01:26 PM   #3
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Old 06-02-2004, 01:27 PM   #4
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Save all your urine in tupperware....you never know when you may need it.
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Old 06-02-2004, 01:27 PM   #5
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Keep a dog.

And a Colt 1911.

Not in the same drawer.
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Old 06-02-2004, 01:28 PM   #6
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Always "burp" your tupperware.
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Old 06-02-2004, 01:30 PM   #7
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Old 06-02-2004, 01:30 PM   #8
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Never put your trousers on backwards....if you have a car crash the emergency services may 'twist' you back the other way.....

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Old 06-02-2004, 01:35 PM   #9
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If you notice the front of someone's pants getting sodden while they are carrying on a conversation with you, leave the area as soon as possible, and without mentioning what you saw.



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Old 06-02-2004, 01:40 PM   #10
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Old 06-02-2004, 01:42 PM   #11
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"Burp" on your tupperware...
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Old 06-02-2004, 01:47 PM   #12
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Read poetry to your tupperware.
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Old 06-02-2004, 01:48 PM   #13
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Make sure you wrap everything in foil before placing it in the microwave.

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Old 06-02-2004, 01:50 PM   #14
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Old 06-02-2004, 02:03 PM   #15
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Never, I mean NEVER, stuff more than one sausage in your ear at a time.
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