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daverbee · 12-10-2004, 03:13 PM

I expected to find a naked fireman in here. This guy is about three months early...

Zaftig · 12-10-2004, 03:16 PM

She's been shaking up her Irish humor left and right today so I thought I'd moon her, leprechaun style.

daverbee · 12-10-2004, 03:43 PM

Here's an Irish joke, then:

An Irishman attends a circus. When the elephant tamer comes in with his elephant, he announces to the audience that his elephant can tell the age of anyone in the audience.
The Irishman shouts out, "It's a fake!"
The elephant tamer points to a child in the audience and the elephant stamps it's foot twelve times on the ground.
"How old are you, son?" the elephant tamer asks.
"I'm twelve," the boy replies.
"It's a fraud, sure as Oi'm sittin' here!" the Irishman exclaims.
The elephant tamer turns to the Irishman.
"I'll make a bet with you, sir. If my elephant tells your correct age, you'll pay for popcorn for the whole audience. If he can't, I'll buy the popcorn."
"Yer on!" says the Irishman.
The elephant tamer points to the Irishman.
The elephant pauses for a second, turns around, farts loudly and stamps his foot twice on the ground.
"Jaysus, Mary, and Joseph, he's right!" the Irishman shouts, "Oi'm farty two!"

sparticle · 12-10-2004, 03:54 PM

*throws shawl over head*

Sweet Mother o' Jaysus! Yez ill-mannered gang o' desperate tearaways! Have ye no dacency?

sparticle · 12-10-2004, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zaftig

*tears of gratitude in eyes*

Jaysus Chroist on a skateboard! Zaf, me aul' girl! You found me Uncle Seamus' graddyation picture! An' here i thought it was lost off the boat on the way over! Ah, God love ye -- I'll light a candle for yez up at Our Lady Of Desperate Wrecks!

12-10-2004, 03:06 PM	#1
Zaftig monkey Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 1,951	Here Sparty Sparty Sparty Sparty! __________________ Build a bridge and get over it.

12-10-2004, 03:16 PM	#3
Zaftig monkey Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 1,951	She's been shaking up her Irish humor left and right today so I thought I'd moon her, leprechaun style. __________________ Build a bridge and get over it.

12-10-2004, 03:54 PM	#5
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	throws shawl over head Sweet Mother o' Jaysus! Yez ill-mannered gang o' desperate tearaways! Have ye no dacency? __________________ There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina

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12-10-2004, 03:13 PM	#2
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	I expected to find a naked fireman in here. This guy is about three months early...

12-10-2004, 03:43 PM	#4
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Here's an Irish joke, then: An Irishman attends a circus. When the elephant tamer comes in with his elephant, he announces to the audience that his elephant can tell the age of anyone in the audience. The Irishman shouts out, "It's a fake!" The elephant tamer points to a child in the audience and the elephant stamps it's foot twelve times on the ground. "How old are you, son?" the elephant tamer asks. "I'm twelve," the boy replies. "It's a fraud, sure as Oi'm sittin' here!" the Irishman exclaims. The elephant tamer turns to the Irishman. "I'll make a bet with you, sir. If my elephant tells your correct age, you'll pay for popcorn for the whole audience. If he can't, I'll buy the popcorn." "Yer on!" says the Irishman. The elephant tamer points to the Irishman. The elephant pauses for a second, turns around, farts loudly and stamps his foot twice on the ground. "Jaysus, Mary, and Joseph, he's right!" the Irishman shouts, "Oi'm farty two!"