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Old 09-21-2006, 11:40 PM   #2266
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Chinese tourist bites panda back after four pitchers

A drunken Chinese tourist bit a panda at the Beijing Zoo after the animal attacked him when he jumped into the enclosure and tried to hug it, state media said yesterday.

Zhang Xinyan had drunk four pitchers of beer at a restaurant before “stumbling to the zoo” nearby and stopping off at the pen holding a sleeping 6-year-old male panda, Gu Gu, on Tuesday, the Beijing Morning Post said.

“He felt a sudden urge to touch the panda with his hand” and jumped over a waist-high railing down into the enclosure, the newspaper said.

“When he got closer and was undiscovered, he reached out to hug it.” Startled, Gu Gu bit Zhang in the right leg, it said.

Zhang, a 35-year-old migrant labourer from central Henan province, got angry and kicked the panda, who then bit his other leg. A tussle ensued, the paper said.

“I bit the fellow in the back,” Zhang was quoted as saying in the newspaper. “Its skin was quite thick.”

The Beijing Youth Daily quoted Zhang, a father of two who was visiting Beijing for the first time, as saying that he had seen pandas on television and “they seemed to get along well with people.”

“No one ever said they would bite people,” Zhang said.

“I just wanted to touch it. I was so dizzy from the beer. I don’t remember much.”
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:55 AM   #2267
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Was the panda hungry an hour after eating him?
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Old 09-22-2006, 03:35 AM   #2268
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This camera is too big.

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Old 09-22-2006, 04:34 AM   #2269
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Old 09-22-2006, 10:45 AM   #2270
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before it gets deleted..

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I have registered new nick, as at me an intimate problem.
My wife for last 2 years very much has grown fat...
I married the harmonous woman... To not tell, what it with a problem does not do anything, tries to move more, even accepted
phentermone, has grown thin, but not much more, all this very much upsets me,
but I can is not right? How you will concern to if your wife very much will grow stout?
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:49 PM   #2271
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^ that strongly reminds me of Borat from the Da Ali G show.
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Old 09-23-2006, 08:40 PM   #2272
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i came home and discovered this going on in my sunroom:

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Old 09-24-2006, 01:05 PM   #2273
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"Something To Be Desired"

This promo for the current season of the web series I act in, "Something To Be Desired" makes me laugh:


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Old 09-24-2006, 04:26 PM   #2274
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Old 09-24-2006, 07:13 PM   #2275
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I think it's funny. But then, I'm the one going in to work today to remove 'SOC' from a memo.
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Old 09-25-2006, 08:54 AM   #2276
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um. whats soc??
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Old 09-25-2006, 06:11 PM   #2277
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Old 09-26-2006, 09:16 AM   #2278
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This promo for the current season of the web series I act in, "Something To Be Desired" makes me laugh:
bollocks!


go away and get:
1, a sense of humour
2, a conscience
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Old 09-26-2006, 09:32 AM   #2279
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bollocks!


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I can hardly wait for all 40 episodes. Of course, not all of them may be as funny as an oversized hat, but I ask you, what could be? Only an even bigger hat.
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Old 09-26-2006, 10:52 AM   #2280
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Sorry. I thought it was funny.
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