01-25-2008, 02:32 AM
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 It says in the Bridesmaid's Handbook that tickling the spine will make her involuntarily release her grasp. Quick, before she gets cleavage spilnters! |
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01-26-2008, 02:37 AM
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01-26-2008, 04:12 AM
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 Don't take it personal, sarge, he's picky when it comes to his clothes. |
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01-26-2008, 04:20 AM
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If this doesn't show you how strong my feelings are for you, flash, i don't know what can. Look - are you holding him? - look what you make me do? Do you think I'm proud of this? Oh my god, I'm a mess. Look at me, look at me when I'm talking to you! |
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01-26-2008, 09:17 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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Publicity still from the upcoming movie Brokeback Swamp
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...and another handful of almonds |
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01-28-2008, 03:56 AM
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landscaping is fun
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01-29-2008, 09:40 PM
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 Listen carefully everyone - the energy coming off of her is intense. On my count, let's add feet.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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01-30-2008, 02:20 AM
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Theater geek Twister - "I'm spinning the wheel and -- it says anyone wearing a striped shirt has to put their right hand on a bald head." |
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02-16-2008, 09:31 PM
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02-16-2008, 10:26 PM
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Tom enjoyed his job with the sperm bank; the hours were easy, and he almost never had to pick up more than one bottle per house. |
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02-17-2008, 01:24 PM
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Dinz was proud to be the first to deliver bottled breast milk he had collected himself! (he's gonna kill me hahhaa)
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx |
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02-27-2008, 04:40 AM
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Milton's dispassionate campaign to milk-bottle-bomb all houses with bright yellow siding was going all too well. |
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02-27-2008, 06:56 AM
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Lenin started out as a humble milk bottle thief before he became a mass murderer. |
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02-27-2008, 11:33 AM
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04-28-2008, 12:16 AM
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