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Old 06-09-2003, 08:03 AM   #1
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LIVE FROM NEW YORK....

well dammit

i got 2 road reports while the monkeys invaded new york.... but, thanks to our fvcking IT dept, doing maintenance on our servers, i could not post anything until now, monday morning....

but now red is back, so should i leave the details to her?

speak out monkeys
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Old 06-09-2003, 08:05 AM   #2
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Spill, spill!!!

We're desperate for news!

(and I'd write some stern legal letters to the Monkey IT department if I were you...)
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Old 06-09-2003, 08:07 AM   #3
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He's right, we ARE desperate for news... and pics... and more news... and more pics.

*sighs at the thought of having to wait till tomorrow*
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Old 06-09-2003, 08:24 AM   #4
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all right. here's what i know.... (i had notes but i don't have them with me right now, so take that into account)....

the wizard himself made an appearance on friday night in the village.... i spoke with him briefly and, from all accounts, it did not seem as if NG had ravished him yet (although the night was, at that point, young).....

friday night was spent in the village with much alcohol (carbombs and such).... at some point lala landed at laguardia and, in true well deserved movie star fashion, wanted an escort from the airport to the festivities... this was, of course, well warranted with the sheer numbers of paparazzi in the greater NY area....

at some point during the evening, the kimono got picked up... as in lifted off the ground picked up... by someone in the bar.... suspicion ran high that this was actually dC who decided a change of venue was in order to celebrate his birthday.... the authorities are still questioning witnesses....

and if memory serves, i believe the group ran into a group of english blokes, with one bloke being a british porn star (now that might be a beale embellishment, but i think that's right).... there is speculation that this again was either dC or dinz, but it seems more logical that it was dC since he has admitted his stalking prowess.....

i know at one point deev decided to start chasing her dream of being the ballerina extraordinaire of the greater omaha area by lifting a pair of soft dancing shoes from an unsuspecting NY native.... i mean, a girl needs practice, right?

i have it on good authority that, after a night of hard pounding the alcohol and a 3am breakfast call, at least one monkey was a next-morning hangover casualty... i won't mention any names... red... but i know that they spent at least part of the next day in the museum of natural history and, sadly, that is as far as i got.... no word on how sat night or sunday went, but i am on pins and needles, especially since i had no word on NG's flirting exploits.....
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Old 06-09-2003, 08:27 AM   #5
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Excellent!

I wish it had been me. Mind you, there are gaps in my memory that remain unaccounted for between approx. 12 midnight in Walton Street, Oxford and 9 am in my room next morning. With the difference in time and all, perhaps I did lift amanda up.

Who's to know...?
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Old 06-09-2003, 08:31 AM   #6
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Woo!

Cant wait for more.....
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Old 06-09-2003, 09:34 AM   #7
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SPILL DAMMIT!!
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Old 06-09-2003, 09:52 AM   #8
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Ze is HERE!

Come on, tell us what happened!?!?!?!
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Old 06-09-2003, 10:55 AM   #9
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PICTURES..!!!!
For those of us living vicariously through our jetsetters..!
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Old 06-09-2003, 11:13 AM   #10
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hee hee hee!
I brought my digital camera with me to download photos and post, but I forgot the flippin' cable!

All of us who attended will have a unique take on it. I have to go to a staff meeting, but I will
Oh gotta go

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Old 06-09-2003, 11:15 AM   #11
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I don't think I can stand this tension much longer...
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Old 06-09-2003, 12:06 PM   #12
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Back.

Friday night AllegroNG, Amanda, Deviate me and my husband all met Ze at the Hog Pit. We had small talk, fried pickles and beer. Devi had to leave to meet Lapietra at LGA. We moved to the back to play a little pool. There was a bachelor party going on and the bachelor (the British porn star) was dressed as a redcoat. More beer. Ze played pool while AllegroNG, Amanda and I watched. More beer. Ze bought a round of Irish pipe bombs-half a pint of Guinness with a 1/2 shot of Bailey's and 1/2 shot Irish whiskey. I really liked that! We then went to The Village Idiot. That place was like Coyote Ugly and PACKED. We had a beer there and moved on to a wine bar, which didn't interest us so we moved on to walking through the old meat packing district. We looked out towards New Jersey and enjoyed graffiti. We went to The Red Light Lounge. This was crammed full of old worn out comfy chairs perfect to sit a talk. More beer.

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Old 06-09-2003, 01:43 PM   #13
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where's the pictures? i am pining away for pictures
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Old 06-09-2003, 02:31 PM   #14
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I'm dying to hear more about the weekend. I can't believe you all are being so quiet about it.....ok we bow to your power.....please tell more.
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Old 06-09-2003, 02:49 PM   #15
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Come on.. dish the dirt.. Or we'll simply start inventing it ourselves...!
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