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Old 02-12-2005, 02:41 AM   #1
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Lightbulb Letters to Marge

Love letters, for Valentine's Day.


Dear Marge,


It's called Google.


Ti Amo,

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Old 02-12-2005, 02:43 AM   #2
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Thumbs up

There once was a fvckwit named Marge
Who would post just like anal discharge
She was such a daft cvnt
And should just light up a blunt
And consider a leap off a barge
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Old 02-12-2005, 02:43 AM   #3
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Old 02-12-2005, 02:45 AM   #4
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at 78 i'd seriously consider
leavin somebody a grieving widderrer
2000's of posts
in 3 months she would boast!
just cause theres noone to diddller!
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Old 02-12-2005, 03:43 AM   #5
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Old 02-12-2005, 03:45 AM   #6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by priceyfatprude
Love letters, for Valentine's Day.


Dear Marge,


It's called Google.


Ti Amo,

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Um, thanks?
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Old 02-12-2005, 03:45 AM   #7
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There once was a fvckwit named Marge
Who would post just like anal discharge
She was such a daft cvnt
And should just light up a blunt
And consider a leap off a barge

You're a cvnt. Always will be.

My sympathies to your husband.
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Old 02-12-2005, 03:46 AM   #8
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You're an angry loon. Always will be.

My sympathies to your daughter.
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Old 02-12-2005, 03:56 AM   #9
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Dear Marge,

Will you be my lunch lady?

Sincerely,

--DS
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Old 02-12-2005, 04:00 AM   #10
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Old 02-12-2005, 04:05 AM   #11
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Dear Marge,

Will you be my lunch lady?

Sincerely,

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Anytime, funky.


The lunch lady menu
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Old 02-12-2005, 05:09 AM   #12
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I know you have me on ignore
but you should know it is such a bore
to see ten posts when one
would really have done...
you're what's called a forum whore.
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Old 02-12-2005, 05:29 AM   #13
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It's universal!

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Old 02-12-2005, 08:48 AM   #14
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jeez can't you guys just behave yourselves?? there's still people on the other side of the dsl you know.. i wont say i love marge but i try not to be mean..


okay that was it
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Old 02-12-2005, 11:57 AM   #15
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i will change the subject, to make things less awkward.
hm... lets see..
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