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Old 06-15-2004, 06:20 PM   #31
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I wasn't paying attention. What did I miss? Zenbabe is posing as some southern belle who wants to pass Ze's kidney stones when he visits London? Huh?

Someone fill me in, quick! Are there ducks and policemen and National Geographic photographers involved?

Will the news media be there?

Does this have something to do with what happened in Vegas that you are all so reluctant to talk about?
We don't want to speak about it. There could be a federal investigation.
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Old 06-15-2004, 06:29 PM   #32
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You never know...
I mean, what if he likes the authoritative stance of the
"Mr. Zefrank" - what if he was just thinking the other day ..."hmm, I really would like to make 'somebody's" babies" .... and low and behold, here I am?
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Old 06-15-2004, 06:38 PM   #33
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You never know...
I mean, what if he likes the authoritative stance of the
"Mr. Zefrank" - what if he was just thinking the other day ..."hmm, I really would like to make 'somebody's" babies" .... and low and behold, here I am?

I dunno... I think he might prefer high and beheld... just my opinion...
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Old 06-15-2004, 06:47 PM   #34
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oooo yes! Visit London Mr Zefrank.
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Old 06-15-2004, 06:59 PM   #35
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Whatever happened to you and that married guy who lives in NYC, Blue?
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Old 06-15-2004, 07:12 PM   #36
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I couldn't possibly talk about that. I might have to have myself deleted again.
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Old 06-15-2004, 07:17 PM   #37
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Ha! touché.
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Old 06-15-2004, 07:28 PM   #38
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You do realize his name is Ze Frank, don't you? Therefore it probably would be better to call him Mr. Frank in bed.

Which I'm sure he'd prefer to "Mr. Bean".
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Old 06-15-2004, 07:32 PM   #39
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Which I'm sure he'd prefer to "Mr. Bean".
I heard that he likes to be called "Oh, My God"....But that is just probably trash talk.
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Old 06-15-2004, 07:33 PM   #40
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shit, missed that one:

"nycwriters
You do realize his name is Ze Frank, don't you? Therefore it probably would be better to call him Mr. Frank in bed."

wow, thanks ever so much for pointing that out ---

yes, I realize that, and I don't care. I like the way the zefrank rolls off the tongue.
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Old 06-15-2004, 07:39 PM   #41
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Tami,
his name is Frank. Frank is a janitor at a public school in Brooklyn. All the wires from all computers are tied up with tape in an old fridge. He occaisionally kicks the fridge if the system is down. He watches us on an etch-a-sketch like a bug collection. He lives with his aged psychotic mother in an appartment next to a crematorium. You can find him there at nights with his pet cat.
He walks with a limp. He has a very bad stutter and kids poke fun at his baggy dungarees.
Sorry to have shattered your fanatsy, but someone had to tell you.

I just hope he doesnt get mad at me and shake the etch-a-sketch.....
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Old 06-15-2004, 08:28 PM   #42
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Old 06-15-2004, 08:44 PM   #43
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shit, missed that one:

"nycwriters
You do realize his name is Ze Frank, don't you? Therefore it probably would be better to call him Mr. Frank in bed."

wow, thanks ever so much for pointing that out ---

yes, I realize that, and I don't care. I like the way the zefrank rolls off the tongue.
Well good luck with things then sweetheart. You sound like a prize.
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Old 06-15-2004, 08:47 PM   #44
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Well good luck with things then sweetheart. You sound like a prize.
I am trying sooo hard to be good here
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Old 06-15-2004, 08:57 PM   #45
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WHOo-oOOOoooOOOHHhhOOOo---WHoooo
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Sorry Frank
That'll teach ya
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