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amanda · 12-25-2002, 10:39 PM

hahaaaaha!!

*smooch*

red · 12-26-2002, 02:19 PM

1. List at least five (or more) food items you absolutely have to have at all times in your kitchen.
chili powder, cumino, pepper, salt, coffee, sugar, rice, black beans, butter, salsa

2. What's the most outrageous thing you've ever done in public?
Made sweet monkey love, but that's not really outrageous, is it?

3. Desert Island music - 15 cd limit.
Al Green, Michelle Shocked, Hot Club of CowTown, Holst's The Planets, Robert Earl Keen, Stevie Wonder, Kirsty MacCool, Buena Vista Social Club, I'm sure there are more

4. Name something you wish you could have accomplished by now. (It's not too late!)
A comfortable retirement.

5. Describe a memorable slow dance experience.
I'm waaaay too hyper for slow dances. I thought they were stupid when I was a kid.

6. What would you ask for for your last meal?
That's really tough. I like almost everything, uhh…seconds?

7. Favorite place to make whoopie? (or smooch, if you're too young for that other stuff.)
Anywhere my husband is.

8. Best beloved toy when you were a kid?
My sisters'.

9. Most memorable party you've ever attended or thrown?
The first one I threw with my college roomate. It was a keg party and a few people got a little out of hand. I found out I had a wonderful talent for talking drunks down.

10. What's your favorite clothing item?
I'm not really into clothes.

11. If you could have any artist(s), living or dead, design your living space for the rest of your life, who would it be? and what would it look like?
Oliver Heath from Changing Rooms. He does some wild, wacky, cotemporary stuff. I would let him do whatever he wanted with the space.

12. Your bed: firm, medium, soft, or water?
It's medium-firm with a pillow top. I love my bed!!!

childstar · 12-26-2002, 05:37 PM

1. List at least five (or more) food items you absolutely have to have at all times in your kitchen.
pasta, sauce, cereal, cheese, mr freezies

2. What's the most outrageous thing you've ever done in public?
skinny dipping

3. Desert Island music - 15 cd limit.
radiohead

4. Name something you wish you could have accomplished by now. (It's not too late!)
helicopter pilot license

5. Describe a memorable slow dance experience.
i forgot

6. What would you ask for for your last meal?
king crab and lots of it

7. Favorite place to make whoopie? (or smooch, if you're too young for that other stuff.)
shower

8. Best beloved toy when you were a kid?
stuffed dog named elka

9. Most memorable party you've ever attended or thrown?
inauguration party for gov. jesse ventura

10. What's your favorite clothing item?
socks

11. If you could have any artist(s), living or dead, design your living space for the rest of your life, who would it be? and what would it look like?
frank lloyd wright. It would look like a Frank Lloyd Wright house.

12. Your bed: firm, medium, soft, or water?
firm

dinzdale · 12-26-2002, 06:24 PM

Where's Beale to say hello to our new friend?

bealeblues · 12-26-2002, 06:41 PM

you must not have noticed that i changed my user text dinz--- "broken down welcome wagon".....

dinzdale · 12-26-2002, 07:16 PM

Well someone's got to say Hi and tell her we're nice, and fluffy and stuff.

Huh...'um
Hello Childstar, and a profuse and hearty welcome to the Ze-monkey paradise we call home. Please enjoy the fruits of our labours....
Please do not be scared at some of the antics, we are your friends. Clothes optional.

How was that?

bealeblues · 12-26-2002, 07:19 PM

you have learned well, my son.... so well in fact, that i shall pass on the lil' red welcome wagon to you....

Deviate · 12-26-2002, 07:20 PM

(sobbing like a wee babe)

beautiful, Dinzdale, just beautiful. that shows what a nice (sniff), sensitive (sniff), caring guy you are.

now excuse me, i need a tissue to dab my eyes...

-st.

dinzdale · 12-26-2002, 07:21 PM

:squeek: :squeek: :squeek:

.....Oi !! This thing is broken ! What a rip off !!!

bealeblues · 12-26-2002, 07:23 PM

well, i DID say that it was a "broken down" welcome wagon....

dinzdale · 12-26-2002, 07:24 PM

So you passed it off to me......bastard.

..and all the shite's falling out of it, and people are looking at me...............oh you just wait Blues Boy, I know where you live ! ! !

bealeblues · 12-26-2002, 07:26 PM

fantastic... well, when you drop by, be sure to bring a new bottle of absolut or grey goose... i'm running dry

dinzdale · 12-26-2002, 07:29 PM

Oh I'll show you an absolut goose laddie, and exactly where it will fit !!

...and now Childstar wont think we're nice..and the police are coming to give me ticket for this Wagon of Crap you gave me.....
....what a f**king day.....

:hangs head and sobs:

...alright Officer, I'll come quietly......

bealeblues · 12-26-2002, 07:31 PM

ok, now see, everyone just wondered what the hell i was laughing about.... great... my cover is blown... they thought i was billing away, being productive, and shit.... my senior partner is creeping up to my door.... thanks a hell of a lot dinz

Deviate · 12-26-2002, 07:35 PM

ahhhh! finally people are posting and i have NOTHING to contribute.

and i can't just swear profusely on this PG13 board.

ben zsona.

-st.

12-26-2002, 02:19 PM	#17
red elite rabble Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 4,147	1. List at least five (or more) food items you absolutely have to have at all times in your kitchen. chili powder, cumino, pepper, salt, coffee, sugar, rice, black beans, butter, salsa 2. What's the most outrageous thing you've ever done in public? Made sweet monkey love, but that's not really outrageous, is it? 3. Desert Island music - 15 cd limit. Al Green, Michelle Shocked, Hot Club of CowTown, Holst's The Planets, Robert Earl Keen, Stevie Wonder, Kirsty MacCool, Buena Vista Social Club, I'm sure there are more 4. Name something you wish you could have accomplished by now. (It's not too late!) A comfortable retirement. 5. Describe a memorable slow dance experience. I'm waaaay too hyper for slow dances. I thought they were stupid when I was a kid. 6. What would you ask for for your last meal? That's really tough. I like almost everything, uhh…seconds? 7. Favorite place to make whoopie? (or smooch, if you're too young for that other stuff.) Anywhere my husband is. 8. Best beloved toy when you were a kid? My sisters'. 9. Most memorable party you've ever attended or thrown? The first one I threw with my college roomate. It was a keg party and a few people got a little out of hand. I found out I had a wonderful talent for talking drunks down. 10. What's your favorite clothing item? I'm not really into clothes. 11. If you could have any artist(s), living or dead, design your living space for the rest of your life, who would it be? and what would it look like? Oliver Heath from Changing Rooms. He does some wild, wacky, cotemporary stuff. I would let him do whatever he wanted with the space. 12. Your bed: firm, medium, soft, or water? It's medium-firm with a pillow top. I love my bed!!! __________________ Just because you keep talking doesn't mean you are communicating

12-26-2002, 05:37 PM	#18
childstar Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: MINNEAPOLIS Posts: 4	1. List at least five (or more) food items you absolutely have to have at all times in your kitchen. pasta, sauce, cereal, cheese, mr freezies 2. What's the most outrageous thing you've ever done in public? skinny dipping 3. Desert Island music - 15 cd limit. radiohead 4. Name something you wish you could have accomplished by now. (It's not too late!) helicopter pilot license 5. Describe a memorable slow dance experience. i forgot 6. What would you ask for for your last meal? king crab and lots of it 7. Favorite place to make whoopie? (or smooch, if you're too young for that other stuff.) shower 8. Best beloved toy when you were a kid? stuffed dog named elka 9. Most memorable party you've ever attended or thrown? inauguration party for gov. jesse ventura 10. What's your favorite clothing item? socks 11. If you could have any artist(s), living or dead, design your living space for the rest of your life, who would it be? and what would it look like? frank lloyd wright. It would look like a Frank Lloyd Wright house. 12. Your bed: firm, medium, soft, or water? firm __________________ hmmm that's interesting.... kpow

12-26-2002, 06:41 PM	#20
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	you must not have noticed that i changed my user text dinz--- "broken down welcome wagon"..... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

12-26-2002, 07:19 PM	#22
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	you have learned well, my son.... so well in fact, that i shall pass on the lil' red welcome wagon to you.... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

12-26-2002, 07:23 PM	#25
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	well, i DID say that it was a "broken down" welcome wagon.... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

12-25-2002, 10:39 PM	#16
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	hahaaaaha!! smooch

12-26-2002, 06:24 PM	#19
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Where's Beale to say hello to our new friend?

12-26-2002, 07:16 PM	#21
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Well someone's got to say Hi and tell her we're nice, and fluffy and stuff. Huh...'um Hello Childstar, and a profuse and hearty welcome to the Ze-monkey paradise we call home. Please enjoy the fruits of our labours.... Please do not be scared at some of the antics, we are your friends. Clothes optional. How was that?

12-26-2002, 07:20 PM	#23
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	(sobbing like a wee babe) beautiful, Dinzdale, just beautiful. that shows what a nice (sniff), sensitive (sniff), caring guy you are. now excuse me, i need a tissue to dab my eyes... -st.

12-26-2002, 07:21 PM	#24
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	:squeek: :squeek: :squeek: .....Oi !! This thing is broken ! What a rip off !!!

12-26-2002, 07:24 PM	#26
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	So you passed it off to me......bastard. ..and all the shite's falling out of it, and people are looking at me...............oh you just wait Blues Boy, I know where you live ! ! !

12-26-2002, 07:26 PM	#27
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	fantastic... well, when you drop by, be sure to bring a new bottle of absolut or grey goose... i'm running dry __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

12-26-2002, 07:29 PM	#28
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Oh I'll show you an absolut goose laddie, and exactly where it will fit !! ...and now Childstar wont think we're nice..and the police are coming to give me ticket for this Wagon of Crap you gave me..... ....what a f**king day..... :hangs head and sobs: ...alright Officer, I'll come quietly......

12-26-2002, 07:31 PM	#29
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	ok, now see, everyone just wondered what the hell i was laughing about.... great... my cover is blown... they thought i was billing away, being productive, and shit.... my senior partner is creeping up to my door.... thanks a hell of a lot dinz __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

12-26-2002, 07:35 PM	#30
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	ahhhh! finally people are posting and i have NOTHING to contribute. and i can't just swear profusely on this PG13 board. ben zsona. -st.

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