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Old 01-18-2006, 03:56 PM   #1
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Greetings Cards please


You may not win a Pulitzer
A Nobel or a Booker,
But we want you to have this prize
Our family's favourite hooker

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Old 01-18-2006, 04:37 PM   #2
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It's your birthday
Well, whoopdie freakin' do
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:47 PM   #3
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I admit when we met, I was cynic
But you are my true love
Thank you Free Clinic!
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Old 01-19-2006, 10:28 AM   #4
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We heard that you were leaving
We'd like to gather round
We'd like to sing a song of joy
And lift you off the ground
And as you walked out of the door
We'd like to say Good Luck
But when it comes to pricks like you
We just don't give a ****
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Old 01-19-2006, 11:23 AM   #5
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Livers are red,
Fingers are blue,
When it's too cold
And I've the 'flu
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Old 01-19-2006, 11:27 AM   #6
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On the outside:

As friends go...

On the inside:

You make a great table lamp.
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Old 01-19-2006, 09:56 PM   #7
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Heard you OD'd on some crack
and drove into a wall
That you nearly died
now that's a close call!

Your two dollar crack ho
is working my 'hood
But don't you worry
I'm treatin' her good

You have to get well
and get back to work
cause you owe me big money
crack junkie jerk!




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Old 01-20-2006, 02:13 AM   #8
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You're no stoolie,
You're a trooper.
Now you'll take it
Up the pooper.

Signed, your friends in the "family"
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Old 01-20-2006, 06:41 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by daverbee
On the outside:

As friends go...

On the inside:

You make a great table lamp.
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Old 01-20-2006, 08:25 AM   #10
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I know a hundred million seems
Like ample pay, but other teams
Have offered half again as much
Because I play well in the clutch.
So two, four, six, eight
Time to renegotiate!
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Old 01-20-2006, 10:29 AM   #11
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From all the gang at work, sorry to hear you're sick!

On the inside:

Don't bother coming back, we gave your job to someone more qualified.
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Old 01-20-2006, 10:37 AM   #12
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oranges are orange
and bluebirds are blue
i've lost my marbles
and so have you
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Old 01-20-2006, 11:30 AM   #13
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Two is company, three's a crowd
So the saying goes
And balance is the key to life
As everybody knows
Sometimes, they say, that more is less
Of that there is no doubt
So we're glad you've got it off your chest
And things have evened out

Congratulations on your superfluous nipple removal!
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Old 01-20-2006, 06:01 PM   #14
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Roses are red
Voilets are not to be trusted




Happy Birthday to our favourite Paranoid Schizophrenic.
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Old 01-20-2006, 10:21 PM   #15
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It's Your Birthday!

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Why won't you die, already!
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