03-24-2004, 07:23 PM
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does this sound like zenbabe in a few years to anyone but me?
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03-24-2004, 09:33 PM
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ha!
 ok, that made me laugh today!
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03-24-2004, 09:35 PM
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At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an
elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?" All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt there in the boat! When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again. Needless to say, this really impressed the elderly gentleman. So, of course, he asked her to go fishing again the next day. She said yes, and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down?" A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady, "Up or down?" She replied "Up." This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down, you made mad passionate love to me. Now, today? Nothing!" She replied, "Well yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were 'fvck' or 'drown'!" Old story..but it made me laugh again today
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03-24-2004, 09:41 PM
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Lollypop!
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03-24-2004, 09:44 PM
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nothing. nothing made me laugh today.
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03-24-2004, 09:52 PM
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Quote:
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03-24-2004, 10:07 PM
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx |
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03-25-2004, 12:57 AM
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Butt-F***ing the World
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ha!
okay Avalon, you win. |
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03-25-2004, 01:02 AM
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Blue's Clues
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As we had the whole restaurant smoking section outside tonight to ourselves, Bink went with us and eventually, after dinner had to go to the bathroom. He and I were walking back to the table, with my sis and her new BF and Nico there, and I coached him a little, as he was being silly, walking with his heels together, knees bowed out and leaning back, I whispered to him what to say (bad ma) , and as he weebled up to the table, he said to them, Look! I went to the bathroom and now I'm light in the ass!
He's like my own little ventriloquists dummy Manana is his birthday, wish me luck! |
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03-25-2004, 11:39 AM
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baaaaah?
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Hahaha, please don't clone him!
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03-25-2004, 02:37 PM
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Blue's Clues
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I made sure he didn't say "Light in the loafers!"
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03-25-2004, 03:35 PM
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A co-worker and I were reminiscing about really bad past sexual experiences...
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03-25-2004, 11:32 PM
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This, in an email from a friend:
When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl. |
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03-25-2004, 11:45 PM
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got it. That was good sparticle. Welcome aboard.
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03-26-2004, 01:07 AM
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Conspiracy Theorist
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Thanks kindly. Nice to meet you! :-)
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