05-17-2004, 04:50 PM
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My pa useta call em "two fried eggs on the outhouse door"
My bes friend said she saw her husband bend over nekkin the other day, and 'bout puked. Ain't nothin uglier, than balls from behind! |
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05-17-2004, 04:53 PM
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Not to mention the "brown eye" staring back at you!
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05-17-2004, 04:55 PM
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Oh and a badly filled taco looks appetizing ????
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05-17-2004, 05:09 PM
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If it so uglleeeeeee, how cums you eat it?
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05-17-2004, 05:10 PM
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HA! Then why all those girlie poses with their nethers up in the air??? Nekkid, I might add!
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05-17-2004, 05:18 PM
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I'm just saying....it may be wonderful, tasty, aromatic, stretchy, mystical and fascinating....but you wouldnt put it in the Louvre as Mona Lisa's Twat now would you?
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05-17-2004, 05:19 PM
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hmmm..maybe that is why she is smiling
 ya never know who was up under her dress.....
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05-17-2004, 08:04 PM
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This subject reminds me - the only redeeming part of Gigli was when Jennifer Lopez goes into a long monologue describing why a woman's... womanhood was so great. I was convinced! 
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Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say "Ni". Knight 2: NI! Other Knights: Shh.... Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say.... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!" |
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05-18-2004, 12:25 AM
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That brown eye, damn straight!!!! Girls's at least got butt cheeks that cover it.
Aw, Im convinced they don't know how to wipe, anyway, mebbe its just as well they don't have all that cheek in the way. FOr them, maybe its better that they gots all that underwear to do it fer em, save wear and tear on the trousers. |
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05-18-2004, 12:27 AM
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Hands off ladies. THIS one's mine!
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05-18-2004, 12:29 AM
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hahahahaha.
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05-18-2004, 01:07 AM
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Wishing on a pickle.
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After a very long and busy day I finally get a beautiful salad made, sit down and plan on reading the board while I eat...
BROWN EYE?!!! Good god, do you mind? I'm eating here! Sheesh  |
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05-18-2004, 03:56 AM
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What do you expect? This is the guy thread!! It's gotta be as raunchy and grose as possible.
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05-18-2004, 04:53 AM
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yudaho talks like aunt jemima cooking her favourite sunday meal with her home made syrup and flapjacks
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05-18-2004, 04:58 AM
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i can always appreciate a nice low hanging set of nuts (on your chin) as something kind of neat.
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