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Old 11-06-2002, 07:31 PM   #1
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Stupid things I've said

I always say the stupidest things.

They're usually innocent phrases that, taken out of context, can be construed as sexually implicit statements. When I was in high school we kept a running tab of these comments and plastered them on the walls.

Who else knows the pangs of embarrassment when the right words mean the wrong things?


Last night I came up with this choice phrase:

"As long as it's wet and in my mouth, I don't care."

- when asked while coughing wildly what I wanted to drink
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Old 11-06-2002, 08:02 PM   #2
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oh i recognize that.. i usually say things without thinking.. stuff like this happens a *lot*

one of mine:

"as soon as you're thinking something, i'm already doing it"
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Old 11-07-2002, 03:22 AM   #3
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"Want some of my hot stuff?"
-Me, innocently offering Tabasco sauce.
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Old 11-07-2002, 11:32 AM   #4
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"Don't worry if you can't get it up. It looks good and you can show it off. Just hold it up."

-to a group of cheerleaders having trouble with a display
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Old 11-07-2002, 12:01 PM   #5
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" Is that fish I can smell or is it me? "
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Old 11-07-2002, 01:10 PM   #6
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I'm too used to customer service people sending me off with, "Have a nice day!"...

Ticket agent: Have a good flight, sir!
bri: Same to you!

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Old 11-07-2002, 05:48 PM   #7
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one of the guys visiting our dorm told my roommate that "she looked cute with her mouth full"

hehehe... he turned bright red when we all started laughing.
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Old 11-07-2002, 09:16 PM   #8
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"That woman needs a blow job."
-when looking at a magazine ad and trying to think of the term "air brush" (in front of my parents)
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Old 11-07-2002, 09:30 PM   #9
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"oh look, he is getting his morning wood"

- said while standing on a balcony at my boyfriends parents house with his parents and uncles standing right there. We were watching the dog down below chew on a branch of a tree....

*BLUSH*
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Old 11-07-2002, 09:38 PM   #10
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HAHAHAH zen.. omg..
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Old 06-25-2004, 02:54 AM   #11
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bump.
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Old 06-25-2004, 07:23 AM   #12
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Quote:
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"That woman needs a blow job."
-when looking at a magazine ad and trying to think of the term "air brush" (in front of my parents)
*spits tea all over the pc*
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Old 06-25-2004, 10:44 AM   #13
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hahah!
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Old 06-25-2004, 10:46 AM   #14
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I was explaining a diet to two men in a very professional setting. One asked about mouthwash and if it would effect his diet. I replied...

"It won't add any calories because you spit it out. Spit, Don't Swallow."

The room got really quiet while I turned red, and we all tried really hard to pretend I didn't say that.
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Old 06-25-2004, 12:43 PM   #15
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