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Old 12-15-2004, 05:23 AM   #11521
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Why not?
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Old 12-15-2004, 05:25 AM   #11522
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Why not?
my eyes are still "developing", actually I may be close.
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Old 12-15-2004, 05:29 AM   #11523
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You think I'm sexy, you wanna kiss me. . .
hahaha -- Mr. Spart can't see that movie without saying, "Who does she remind you of? Huh? Huh? Just who does she remind you of?"

Me: "I dunno. Who was that dude in 'The Crying Game'?"
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Old 12-15-2004, 05:31 AM   #11524
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my eyes are still "developing", actually I may be close.
Mine are, too. But at the rate my vision is getting worse, it's never going to stop. So my Dr. said I might as well get it now, because it's levelled off as much as it's ever going to.

And it's a lifetime guarantee, so if I have to get it re-done, it's free.
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Old 12-15-2004, 05:35 AM   #11525
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And it's a lifetime guarantee, so if I have to get it re-done, it's free.
I didn't think about it that way. I will check it out.
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Old 12-15-2004, 05:38 AM   #11526
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think of it as peeling the skin off of a grape.

GRAPES...OMG...ZE!!!!
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Old 12-15-2004, 05:43 AM   #11527
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ew, mental picture of lasic surgery.
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Old 12-15-2004, 05:48 AM   #11528
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Okay, I am going to vent about my roommate for a minute. Don't feel obligated to read this, but I need to let off some steam.

So through the miracle of scheduling, she managed to be finished with finals a full week before me. Her last final was last Friday morning; mine isn't until this Thursday evening. Her out-of-town boyfriend (still an undergrad) is also finished with finals.

Law school finals are not easy. I need time to study. In peace.

Almost every weekend she goes to see him and I get the house to myself. But this weekend, for some reason known only to her and Satan himself, she invites him to come up HERE. To her credit, she asks me if it will be okay if he could stay last Friday night (I had a final at 9am on Saturday morning). I say, "Not really. I have to get up early and take the final." So she promises that they will stay out of the house (watching a movie or something) and then come home and go right to bed. So against my better judgment, I acquiesce.

Friday morning he's here bright and early (I had expected him to arrive in the evening), hanging around the house all day, filling up the house with his fried food smells, leaving his funky cowboy boots in the living room, turning up music, and being a general nuisance and distraction while I'm trying to study for my Saturday final. Finally they leave to go have dinner with friends.

I'm in bed at midnight when the come in - and they've brought the friends BACK WITH THEM. They proceed to sit in the living room and drink for an hour, and then retreat to have loud sex, then take showers, then raid the fridge - they were up until a God-awful hour, and I heard it ALL.

I get up Saturday in terrible mood and take my final. I return home four hours later to find him still here. And he spends the night Saturday night. And Sunday night. Finally yesterday I asked her when he was planning on leaving. (Silly me, I thought when she asked if he could stay Friday night, that meant Friday night.) Finally he left last night, late.

WHY IN THE HELL SHE COULDN'T GO VISIT HIM, WHEN THEY HAD NOTHING ELSE TO DO, I CANNOT UNDERSTAND. THEY LAID AROUND BEING OBNOXIOUS AND HAVING LOUD SEX ALL FREAKING WEEKEND.

So today I go to take another final - this time a 5-hour one. I come home exhausted only to find that she has taken all my laundry, still damp, out of the washer and dryer (which are mine) and piled it all on the floor of my room. Additionally, she has taken about $1,000 worth of photographs from my portfolio that were sitting on a bookshelf in a plastic bag and thrown them on my bed (apparently they were an eyesore to her). Also, a big box of tiles with Polaroid emulsion transfers on them, which were stored neatly under the bookshelf (out of sight!) are now on my bed, too.

And the coup de gras, she has hung photographs of her and her fiance ALL OVER THE WALLS OF THE LIVING AND DINING ROOMS. From where I'm sitting I can count eleven of them. And there are more. I'm sorry, but these are common areas and I don't want to look at them making out while I'm eating.

For the rest of my life, I vow to never have a roommate again.
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Old 12-15-2004, 05:51 AM   #11529
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Roomates aren't bad. You just have the wrong one.

She's a selfish biatch.
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Old 12-15-2004, 05:58 AM   #11530
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Roomates aren't bad. You just have the wrong one.

She's a selfish biatch.
Thank you.

*grins smugly, feeling vindicated*
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:01 AM   #11531
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xiaoba0bao: but i remember didn't you and ruby think sakurai was really ugly at first?
mordredfalling: i'd never seen him
mordredfalling: ruby said he was a hideous pig
mordredfalling: so i didnt pursue the matter
mordredfalling: now im mad because the man is fvcking sex on legs
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:01 AM   #11532
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Okay, I am going to vent about my roommate for a minute. Don't feel obligated to read this, but I need to let off some steam. So through the miracle of scheduling, she managed to be finished with finals a full week before me. Her last final was last Friday morning; mine isn't until this Thursday evening. Her out-of-town boyfriend (still an undergrad) is also finished with finals.
See, I got to here and I Just Knew.......

This is irreparable. You or she need to leave as soon as your exams are over.
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:05 AM   #11533
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Our lease is up May 31. Law school graduation is mid-May. Her wedding, which I am in, is May 28.

If I can get through one more semester, I am free.

Free, I tell yoU!
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:07 AM   #11534
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No, I'm serious: Noam Chomsky just e-mailed me.
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Gatsby said: How did this come about?
It was so long ago now, I've forgotten.

Oh, yeah. I e-mailed him to tell him that his image was being used on a pro-Bush web site.

Know what he said in reply? "Thanks. I pay no attention to what appears on the internet."

Yeah, an exciting story, isn't it? I'm just happy that two people know who Noam Chomsky IS.

How do you guys keep up with forum? It takes me at least two hours every day to go through all the new posts, and frankly, at my age, I just don't have that kind of time.

And worse, you guys are all asleep by the time i get online.

I hate Christmas.
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:08 AM   #11535
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Her wedding, which I am in,
Muhahahaha.

Payback's a biatch.

Ice, ice it baby.
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