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Old 12-10-2004, 03:06 PM   #1
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Here Sparty Sparty Sparty Sparty!

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Old 12-10-2004, 03:13 PM   #2
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I expected to find a naked fireman in here. This guy is about three months early...
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:16 PM   #3
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She's been shaking up her Irish humor left and right today so I thought I'd moon her, leprechaun style.
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:43 PM   #4
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Here's an Irish joke, then:

An Irishman attends a circus. When the elephant tamer comes in with his elephant, he announces to the audience that his elephant can tell the age of anyone in the audience.
The Irishman shouts out, "It's a fake!"
The elephant tamer points to a child in the audience and the elephant stamps it's foot twelve times on the ground.
"How old are you, son?" the elephant tamer asks.
"I'm twelve," the boy replies.
"It's a fraud, sure as Oi'm sittin' here!" the Irishman exclaims.
The elephant tamer turns to the Irishman.
"I'll make a bet with you, sir. If my elephant tells your correct age, you'll pay for popcorn for the whole audience. If he can't, I'll buy the popcorn."
"Yer on!" says the Irishman.
The elephant tamer points to the Irishman.
The elephant pauses for a second, turns around, farts loudly and stamps his foot twice on the ground.
"Jaysus, Mary, and Joseph, he's right!" the Irishman shouts, "Oi'm farty two!"
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:54 PM   #5
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*throws shawl over head*

Sweet Mother o' Jaysus! Yez ill-mannered gang o' desperate tearaways! Have ye no dacency?

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Old 12-10-2004, 03:58 PM   #6
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Re: Here Sparty Sparty Sparty Sparty!

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*tears of gratitude in eyes*

Jaysus Chroist on a skateboard! Zaf, me aul' girl! You found me Uncle Seamus' graddyation picture! An' here i thought it was lost off the boat on the way over! Ah, God love ye -- I'll light a candle for yez up at Our Lady Of Desperate Wrecks!
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