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Old 03-25-2005, 02:35 AM   #61
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pillion n., one of those annoying little fuzz balls that appear on cheap knit sweaters after one laundering.
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Old 03-25-2005, 02:54 AM   #62
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pillion n. small dog with only two legs. It's arms are always outstretched to either to offer or take a treat. Long, soft hair on ears, chest and curly tail that wags a lot. Can travel in a handbag. Enjoys a vast wardrobe of collars, which Lord hopes, never malfunction! If you want a friend, get a pillion.
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Old 03-25-2005, 03:41 AM   #63
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Pillion: (pill-Yun) Contraction of the words "pill" and "young"

The term for children born "accidentally" despite use of "The Pill".
Or, same definition, possibly a compound of "[The] Pill" and "hellion".
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Old 03-25-2005, 03:43 AM   #64
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pillion, n.

A disagreeable, obnoxious debutante who filches her mother's Valium.
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Old 03-25-2005, 04:55 AM   #65
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pillion, n.
A combination bracket-flange that keeps the buckets of ferris wheels from flying off into space. We had four deaths because of that pillion failure.
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Old 03-25-2005, 12:35 PM   #66
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Pillion (n)
A decorative column used to support the roof or overhang which extends out from the main body of a building. They are often seen on the front of old banks and government buildings.
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Old 03-25-2005, 06:38 PM   #67
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pillion (n) - french word for butterfly whose wings have just been torn off by a child.
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Old 03-25-2005, 06:40 PM   #68
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pillion: The number of stars in Carl Sagan's universe.
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Old 03-25-2005, 06:46 PM   #69
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I apologize it this is short and rushed, but I am out of town on biz and able just briefly to check the board. I would like to spend a few thousand words lauding all these entries and explaining my choices, but I'm afraid there's no time.

pillion n 1a a light saddle for women consisting chiefly of a cushion* b a pad or cushion put on behind a man's saddle chiefly for a woman to ride on 2 a motorcycle or bicycle saddle for a passenger.

*Dinz, shut up. The saddle is for the woman to sit on, not to put on the woman so you can ride her.

CJ, Gatz and Coffee, nice tries, but since yours are all similar, I am tossing out all of yours. Arbitrary, but true.

Marcus is so close to the real definition (and one CAN 'ride pillion', bestial royalty or not), that I say phooey on you. No pts.

Aph, MsRobbie and Funky's are so serious sounding that they could be real, so I give them bluffing points, but they did not make me laugh and I am in need of a laugh.

xfox: that dog don't hunt


Spart and Dinz made melaugh so hard that I farted, so they win. Spart's is brilliant, but since she has already won a first place award , I am making her first runner up to Dinz, in case he becomes incapacitated and cannot fulfill the duties of his crown.

So Dinz wins, and because I am staying in a hotel in West Hollywood, tonight I may go out on the town and find one of these pillions he's described and check out the veracity of his definition!

Take it away, Dinz.
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Old 03-25-2005, 06:48 PM   #70
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Oops! Zero, yours was good, too, just not a winner. Trish and Beckstra, sorry, too late!
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Old 03-25-2005, 07:07 PM   #71
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My deep gratitude to Mr Pants....or should I say Pierre?

Being a wage slave, I will not able to judge entries 'til Monday, but if Spart wants to come in on a weekend and sift the wheat from the chaff, she's welcome.

Otherwise, it's crank up the generator and attach the electrodes, what can you tell about:


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Old 03-25-2005, 07:12 PM   #72
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Old 03-25-2005, 07:15 PM   #73
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'at's okay, SP, I can't compete with a farting laugh in any case. Hope your biz trip has some fun in it.

clitocybe: One of the earliest organisms in the fossil record, closely resembling a little man in a rowboat.
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Old 03-25-2005, 08:36 PM   #74
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The halucinatory secretions resulting from a rare vaginal fungal disorder.
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Old 03-26-2005, 05:33 PM   #75
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clitocybe (OSP) 1. the first quality of food for thought on how humans evolved from small mammals to where they are today, i.e., on the Internet.
2. What Lewis Carroll was eating before he wrote Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass.
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