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Old 04-17-2005, 12:30 PM   #166
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I know it's not my word, but this is verra funny...

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horologe *verb*

To expel semen from the lungs suddenly and noisily, often to keep the respiratory passages free of irritating material, after giving a guy at the bar a blow job because he paid an extra dollar to upgrade you from a Bud Light to an Amstel Light.
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Old 04-17-2005, 02:48 PM   #167
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ok.
this is difficult. you are all so intelligent, witty and filthy-minded.
(yes, zb that means you!)

horˇoˇloge n.
A device, such as a clock or sundial, used in telling time.
like this.....

http://www.prague-photos.com/images/prahab30.jpg

in alphabetical order:

zenbabe - tells us a lot about your lifestyle, but too yucky.

mary - i already want to bear your love child (or vice versa). the
ho thing is a bit too obvious though.

xfox - i don't understand. probably cos i'm stupid.

mb - no ho's please (how does one punctuate that?)

smartyp - disqualified due to misspelling and too much ho.

equal 3rd prize.
snake - surrealism is cool. like it alot.
funky t - excellent. isn't there already a word for that?

2nd prize for prettiness
trish - oooh, lovely, very poetic, but i think that's called hashish.

and the winner is..... drumroll etc....

ms robbie - because it's not about ho's. it makes sort of sense and
it's silly in a playful way that tickled my fancy.

peace and love
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Old 04-17-2005, 06:25 PM   #168
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Oh, my! I'm... uh... HONORED! Yeah, that's it. Thank you, Craig.

All right, wordlings, let's see if you can avoid the obvious. Your new word is: spitchcock.
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Old 04-18-2005, 01:50 AM   #169
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spitchcock v.i. -in baseball when the pitcher holds the ball low to his crotch and decides on the angle he'll use for the hitter. Bronson Arroyo was fined for extensive spitchcocking.
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Old 04-18-2005, 06:48 PM   #170
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spitchcock - usually adj, spitchcockian, second-rate noir thriller films.
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Old 04-19-2005, 05:26 AM   #171
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spitchcock (n) a replacement stopper for a barrel; a temporary bung.
We had hoped the spitchcock would hold until we finished analyzing the sample, but it broke and now we have to drink all this damn wine. Darn.
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Old 04-19-2005, 04:26 PM   #172
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spitchcock (n) - slang term for screenwriter who expectorates arrogantly into the flowerbed upon leaving a successful Hollywood pitch session while jangling keys to his 1967 Corvair.
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Old 04-19-2005, 07:19 PM   #173
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spitchcock (n) - a musical instrument inadvertently invented by arnold lapotaire in new orleans in 1893 while attempting to fix his plumbing system. he attached a faucet to a bagpipe and created the instrument which is known for the hauntingly dismal tones it produces.
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Old 04-19-2005, 07:37 PM   #174
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spitchcock - a device mounted to the mast near a sailing ship's crow's nest, by which sailors could visually measure the height of sea swells.
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Old 04-19-2005, 07:46 PM   #175
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Spitchcock~ A term invented by the porn industry that describes the action of taking a seemingly innocent movie title and changing it ever so slightly. i.e. Free Willy to Free my Willy.
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Old 04-19-2005, 08:12 PM   #176
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spitchcock v.
To lubricate something with whatever is to easily to hand in a given situation. eg A doorknob with butter, a squeeky cupboard hinge with lard, a lady's private parts with peanut butter.
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Old 04-19-2005, 08:41 PM   #177
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Oh, my! These are fun! First, the boring (although fairly yucky) actual definition:

spitchcock n. 1. an eel split, cut into pieces, and broiled or fried. --v.t. 2. to split, cut up, and broil or fry. 3. to treat severely.

And now, to the more entertaining ones:

xfox wins season tickets to ESPN to observe pitchers holding baseballs low to the crotch.

Marcus Bales is granted a murder of crows to join him watching old noir thriller films, together with the Highly Sought Second Place.

funkytuba takes a sommelier's tasting cup, handy when removing the replacement barrel bung.

Brynn is awarded waterproof gardening gloves to protect against expectorating screenwriters.

craig johnson is given all my tickets to bagpipe concerts for his musical instrument which is sure to be its rival in dismal tones.

Smartypants merits a package of industrial-strength Dramamine in order to sit comfortably at the top of a mast while measuring the height of sea swells.

zenbabe captures the one-word-addition prize by adding one word to an innocent film to make it a porn film.

dinzdale secures a jar of Jiffy creamy peanut butter for private use, together with the Dreaded First Prize.

Take it away, dinzdale!
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Old 04-19-2005, 08:42 PM   #178
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gaaaaaah. edited since it ended while i was typing out my entry XD
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Old 04-19-2005, 08:45 PM   #179
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Oh, no! Sorry, Mary!
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Old 04-19-2005, 09:07 PM   #180
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Thankyouthankyouthankyou

Pontifications please for wangun

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